Matt 🗽🦀

WashU '26 • writing @studlifesports @MattsBats • Fan of democracy, diet soda and DC sports (he/him, opinions my own)

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

blowing leads and making unforced errors in big games? they may share more than just a name

[🧸 @yiboego]

why everyone wants to go to japan let's go to bosnia

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@nomorefielders Nasim Nunez. A wizard in the field, but he’s got a noodle bat

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@BQuillmanQcast That is ROUGH news

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

Is this telling me to wait or to rock on

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@NatsFanatic3 @MarkZuckerman luis garcia (the reliever) and andrew chafin

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@LogHanRatings is the high in-state a WIAC? maybe stout or oshkosh?

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@gmoult St. Louis is Sarajevo

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

If he touches that Saarinen masterpiece...

[Pete Muntean @petemuntean]

NEW: President Trump just said he will *rebuild* Dulles, calling it "a terrible airport." He says White House has "an amazing plan" and that a bid request is coming following last month’s people mover crash.

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

Not sure how much of the Commanders' disappointing season is on injuries. It feels quick to give up on a team that just played without WR1, WR2, and QB with a lingering injury, but this is not the same team that we saw last year

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@HilltopperBlog They were ranked 3rd when they won the UAA championship in 2021, but weren't ranked at all from Preseason 2022-September 2025 https://t.co/dIS5aY66AQ

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@Ask_Spectrum I’ve been without WiFi since this afternoon in University City Missouri!! What’s going on? We’ve got no updates but a 8:30pm projection that was not met

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Spain is truly losing its way

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The Rose Garden Club 🌹🇺🇸

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

there will never be higher levels of whimsical reached again than when boston named the end of one of its subway lines "wonderland" and refused to provide any further context

[Student Life Sports @studlifesports]

We sat down with Caleb Durbin and Ryan Loutos after they made history as the first two WashU alumni to face each other in a professional sport since 1956. Check out our exclusive interview here: https://t.co/WCBxrlnBAB

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

@IWUhoopscom #MateDeD3

[Matt 🗽🦀 @matteisner_]

The worst song ever? Summer Girls by LFO. The lyrics make no sense (like NO sense) wnd the worst part is that it might be the catchiest song ever (it is currently stuck in my head)

[Student Life Sports @studlifesports]

We caught up with Ryan Loutos and Caleb Durbin before they face off at Nationals Park this afternoon! Stay tuned for our video interview where we asked Ryan and Caleb about facing each other in MLB and what they miss most about WashU. #d3baseball #whyd3