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@profsamperry @sullivanamy @PRRIpoll Reminds me of something I learned from Chernow’s biography of George Washington. “The end justifies the means” was on the Washington family crest! Exitus acta probat.

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@KannonShanmugam @Tonymauro The very first appellate argument I ever observed:

Appellant’s counsel in a sexual harassment case led with: “what color is your bra today, does it match your underwear?"

Judge Rovner interrupted to say, “Are you talking to Judge Posner?”

Laughter ensued; appellant lost.

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@jenniferdoleac @lawprofblawg

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@attorneydad Maybe try Chuck E. Cheese

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@wrdcsc We had a similar sky while camping in Texas last night.

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@attorneydad @alittleleader Generally I feel like AITA commenters have a pretty good take. But every once in a while I find myself on the outside looking into polite society.

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@attorneydad @OneMomCamping I was absolutely made of this stuff:

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@attorneydad @OneMomCamping Where is that on the Shasta/Cragmont/RC Cola spectrum?

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@livgolf_league

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This is the best possible way to start the 600-mile drive from Gruver to the Alamodome.

[Pete Christy @pchristy11]

Look at this Gruver Girls Basketball Teams Sendoff to State

Just how cool is this. It’s absolutely outstanding!

That community does it so right!

Big props to the Community of Gruver!

Gruver gets to State in a lot of Sports!

Good luck to Gruver!

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@attorneydad @KyBlindJustice Do the Olsen twins share a single vote? I assume Aunt Becky gets a vote, even though she's probably on federal supervised release.

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@attorneydad It left you

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@design_law I know kids already have enough toys, but I make these baby rattles on the lathe. Such a relaxing hobby. Everyone should have a lathe.

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Space, boy, I don’t know.

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@attorneydad @katz_bernie The Zen master says, "We'll see . . ."

https://t.co/1pJNOYIkTS

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@attorneydad My plan: keep eating; become too big to fail.

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@attorneydad @jameshannah Dial M for Crow

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@MithradatesVI @RichSeviora you wouldn't ever catch me wearing a shirt.

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@ProfTracyPearl Tony Chachere's