matt

there’s always money in the banana stand

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker Brits be like oi guv tha’ bi land theh yahs then innit

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker Is this the book class

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker Immediately thought of you after seeing that

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker Rediker would take this one paragraph and write an entire chapter on how pirates were gay allies

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker When prof asks me how far I am into my essay due in two days

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan

[mothman @grantisdumb]

used to have a habit where whenever I started a book, I would read the final sentence, just out of curiosity. this book was the last time I ever did that

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@TweetsOfCats @cyrloinsteak

[cory @coolmathgame_]

creator of the musket: yeah this thing is great. just don’t miss

guy: what happens if you miss

musket creator: just don’t miss. you’re fucked if you miss

guy: well does it have really good aim

musket creator: no

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker @e_spoons You’ll never guess what I’m doing rn

[matt @mattstreeeet]

@rosieliker @e_spoons Can’t believe you stole them cam smh

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Five Guys when you ask for medium fries

[trish @ultragloss]

happy 17th anniversary to the movie scene that invented love

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

this monster hunter ass meal