Matt White

Protaskinator. Enthusiast. Dilettante. He/him. Maybe setting up

[Matt White @mattw59]

@pablod I’ve started feeling this way about all front end frameworks. Like, ES6 is enough on its own! But, I’ve also started to learn woodworking that an 18th century cabinetmaker would recognize. There’s something going on with me!

[Matt White @mattw59]

@Gwenda Mary Shelley?? Dolls? I'm pretty sure I would have burned my mailbox to the ground on day one.

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@gfrancie I didn't even know he died until...this tweet from you!

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@TonyNoland I'm big on Tabasco myself

[Matt White @mattw59]

@heyprofbow Do you wanna hear something weird about me? My favorite day of my first two years of college (when I was responsible) was the day I finally had every syllabi for the term. Then I sat with my planner and transferred every assignment to the planner on the day it was due.

[Matt White @mattw59]

@Gwenda I thought you'd like to know I've FINALLY decided to actually listen to the Old 97's via the Apple Music Essentials playlist, and a) they are wonderful b) I think I thought they were Whiskeytown and c) I kind of want to be Rhett Miller

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@LitReactor @WritersCramp1 I’m sure this is just my brain on Twitter, but I read that as “Grammar lol” and that was fine!

[Matt White @mattw59]

I always thought I wanted to write mysteries, but not I think I just want to write things that make BS mad.

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@gfrancie I mean, especially if they are e-books, those aren’t hurting anyone!

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@gfrancie Wow, utterly called out.

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@TWalk Ben Shapiro nearly DIED when he watched The Sixth Sense.

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@KateLechler I always have a harder time believing an archaeologist would wreck a statue, even to try to stop the Nazis. Or, that it would even work!

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@KateLechler They have DISGUISES

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@KateLechler In what way?

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@AlasdairStuart Absolutely worth the wait.

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@KateLechler I took my wife to an opera once. I didn’t know it was an amazing romantic gesture.

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@joelspriggs :exhales smoke:

If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago.

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@robwhart It’s not exactly the same thing, but SPAM NATION by Brian Krebs might suit.

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@foxykazoo If that’s true why do we have meat cells?

[Matt White @mattw59]

Of all the media outlets I might have expected to see after Googling “Chat GPT Hallelujah lyrics”, the Financial Times was LOOOOW on the list.

[Matt White @mattw59]

I’d like to see “Hallelujah” turn into like a singer-songwriter version of that joke The Aristocrats.

[Heidi, Sticker Thoughtleader @wiredferret]

I really need to emphasize that Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is:
1) not Christian
2) not a Christmas song
3) not for most funerals
4) best covered by Jeff Buckley

[Matt White @mattw59]

You’d go to parties with a backing band and the song goes on for hours, and people take making up their own lyrics.