matt johnson

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@MartinSLewis advice please, our gas meter stopped working in July and today was fixed but the reading shows zero, so they have no idea on what we have or haven’t used since then, am I entitled to get back what I paid as an estimate and what I have in credit in the account?

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@Tesco this just flopped out of my pasta sauce!!! Wtf!!!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@BritishGas I need one of your team preferably a manager to call me

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@erling turned up on building site this morning to be given a gift! I think I talk about you too much!!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@Loops10 @Morrisons Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

Just had a breakfast @Morrisons cafe, #sneaky!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@sportbible The Winning goal in 1930 World Cup final was scored by hector Castro had half an arm missing

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@coopuk took the outer case off my macaroni and cheese and there seems to be plastic inside it, I haven’t opened it up #nolunchforme

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@ladbible when the wind sounds like a gunshot just as the boy falls down

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@Halfords_uk went to one of your stores in Milton Keynes after work to get a new car battery, now I’m going to need to get in contact with Ford and pay to get a code for the radio

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@piersmorgan @PrivateEyeNews Someone is obsessed, she probably knocked him back! Get a hobbie!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@GrandUnionHG we’ve been trying to get this sorted for nearly 3 years and keep getting told there is no blockage??!!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@walkers_crisps Well I have and you have responded to me

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@walkers_crisps grab bag! Not even half bag!

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@Loops10 @Andy24chip @davegibson44 @Johngodd It’s been 75 days and counting since Liverpool won a home game! December 16th 😮

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

So @MercedesBenz in Milton Keynes have made my brother redundant but won’t re hire to furlough him to get him through these tough times even though it costs them nothing! #MercedesBenzUK #awfulcompany

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

#disgusting

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@NubyUK we recently brought sea animal bath squirting toys from you and we used one today with baby and this came out on to his chest #dusgusting

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

So apparently gettin fake a passport and fake driving license to upgrade my phone isn’t recorded as a police crime. @EE just blacklist the phone and the matter is delt with
@actionfrauduk also didnt help much or even want to know where it took place to catch the guy who did it

[matt johnson @mattyjaja]

@EE phone had no service all afternoon and still saying no service but on wifi