Matt Sadler

Your second-worst nightmare.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

This will happen tomorrow at Cap City Comedy Club at 8 pm, even if you try to stop it! But please don't. It's a really good lineup.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@macbdazzler @ashley_barnhill @abbyrosenquist Pretty sure I'm at the bottom of this list..

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@JonasPolsky I'd be willing to do it, I just can't imagine many people would be interested. You're fucking hilarious, BTW.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@JonasPolsky This would be the saddest and shortest AMA ever.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

After the election, there's going to be nothing you can do. Although the 21st Amendment people might just get really, really drunk.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@SpotifyCares I've had a premium account for a year. I tried upgrading to family and I was told it would take effect on August 1st. Still no

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

This will be so much fun. Come on out and watch some of my favorite Austin comics! https://t.co/Gx3aT85fRM

[Moontower Comedy @MoontowerComedy]

Moontower Preview Happy Hour with @TreatyOakTX, @TwinLiquors, @puddleychef, @mattysadler & @Palumbros April 6th!

[The Loony Bin of LR @LoonyBinLR]

EAT. DRINK. LAUGH. LOVE. with #hilarious @MattySadler @JoseSarduy & @PuddleyChef this #Vday GET YOURTIX NOW!

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@briangaar @CharlieFNHodge You guys! Look! I'm on Twitter! Just like you! #Ireallydon'tcomprehendhashtags

[The Terry Evans Show @TerryEvansShow]

Last time @mattysadler was here, @TheRickBronson stood him up for dinner. On Christmas eve.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@paulvarghese Let's do the Paul and Matt Show. You talk to Randy and I'll talk to Mario. Good hanging with you this weekend.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@Shuelz Have fun sleeping on the couch, bitch. #noseriously

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@CharlieFNHodge @ExtraLars

[Matt Bearden 🌮 @MattBearden]

Nap. Then @PUNCHcomedy tonight with @jtramsey @mattysadler + JR Brow. Deets at: http://t.co/Ntx5jJ3y7N

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

Come on out to @CapCityComedy tomorrow night. Me, JR Brow, @jtramsey and more a hell of a show and it will sell out.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

@amykayephoto I bought Chinese food from the trunk of a man's car.

[Matt Sadler @mattysadler]

Pretty sure those things that live in the Lost Ark of the Covenant just came out of my butt.

[Cap City Comedy Club @CapCityComedy]

.@mattysadler headlines Wednesday and Thursday this week! .@dougmellard stuck around after Fun Fun Fun Fest to... http://t.co/0NF8rfBS

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

Our friend Tig. http://t.co/rcTwySFr