Melissa VonderHaar

I'm finally caving in on my Twitter ban for a special someone's bday.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hell hath no fury like 169 million pissed off women heading to the polls.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Oprah right now to Kamala

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

@Delta your site and your app are down. Is this causing flight delays? I presume it's causing MAJOR check in delays as no one can use the mobile app. Any ETA on a fix?

[Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall]

The only emotion this news summons up is continued relief that the previous attempt at this, How I Met Your Dad, never made it to air, allowing Greta Gerwig to go direct movies instead.

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

"New Bluey episodes dropping, for parents of kids under 5, is akin to a new Taylor Swift album dropping for Swifties."

Thank you @HysteriaPod I feel seen.

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

@nationalgrid I enrolled in the "leave on for landlord" program 3 weeks ago which should automatically cancel the gas shut off appt. Yet got an automated call at 5pm that they're coming tomorrow. I've been on hold for 30 min with no end in sight. What am I supposed to do here?

[Joe @CARDSPREGAME]

@Cardinals Well it’s my favorite moment of the night!

The #Cardinals nightly game of

“Who Do We Blame Tonight?”

The finalists are. . .

Reply with your own, please.
It’s all humor now.

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

Is it good when the face on the air quality app is wearing a gas mask

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

I'm incredibly grateful for universal pre-k. But why did it take until JUNE 2ND to release a calendar identical to previous years? And for that matter if we're no longer doing snow days, WHY do we have these kids in school until June freaking 26th???

[Rachel @rachelisblue]

I’m just an NYC public school parent, standing in front of the June calendar, asking the DOE if it’s ever going to release the 2023-24 school year calendar

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

Any insights on the best travel HEPA filter for travel? I know it's been discussed before but it's been a minute! Looking for my uncle who has to fly between Denver and Houston for cancer treatments so any boost is a good one. @MamaWeasleyy can you help?

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

Once again for the folks in the back: my homestate is the worst

Missouri House gives initial approval to $45.6 billion state budget that defunds libraries https://t.co/PVygVtzAT5

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[beca grimm @becagrimm]

I know pregnant people get hate for talking about pregnancy a lot, but I promise you we stay pretty damn quiet for how absolutely unhinged and alien the experience is—despite being a fairly universal one

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

Once again for the cheap seats: my homestate is

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Missouri Republicans passed new rules:
1. Women lawmakers are banned from showing their bare arms.
2. Women lawmakers are required to cover their dress with a “second layer”.

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with people telling us to stop overreacting.

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

Happy 4th day of Kevin Mccarthy embarrassing himself.

This is like Hannukah miracle of political embarrassments

[Olivia Beavers @Olivia_Beavers]

This is being shared around

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

@AlwaysLayne @MamaWeasleyy I'm very much considering taking a vacation next year for that first week back. Will it keep my kids from getting sick? Probably not. But at least we'll get some beach time first.

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

Footage of me (and every other @MamaWeasleyy follower) sending my kids back to their covid/flu/rsv/mystery-illness-plagued school and daycare after the holiday break.

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

@Mlla781 @MamaWeasleyy Our school sent home tests and asked people to take one/send results to the teachers...but it's not at all required so not feeling great about it.

[Melissa VonderHaar @mavonderhaar]

@MamaWeasleyy I wish. We spent the two weeks of Christmas and New Years with our household (and back up help, Nana) battling the flu. Recovered just in time to send them back for a fresh round of germs!