You want it one way, it's the other

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

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[Elizabeth @alluringmedia]

THE ENGINEERS AT TWITTER FUCKING MOGGED AND DESTROYED ELON MUSK FOR BEING THE TOTAL FRAUD THAT HE IS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

You should have left most of this bullshit in the trashcan to make a stronger point.

[Mads Sastakauskas @madsmadsdk]

We gave you C++.

We gave you DHH, RoR and Omarchy.

We gave you C#, PHP and TypeScript.

Friggin’ Bluetooth.

It’s. All. Danish. 🇩🇰

Now tell me again how technologically irrelevant Europe is.

I’ll wait.

What did you even ship??!

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

I was curious
because all im seeing is people claiming the riots are over immigration... But that's not the case

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@valigo Let's not conflate "vulnerability" with "bug"

They're not synonyms.

Curl is a networking tool.

If any tool is going to have vulnerabilities I'd expect it to be one that focuses on a gang of network protocols.

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

The D stands for dodo-brain.

[DHH @dhh]

I lived in this delusion for many years. The sweet summer child of a high-trust, homogenous upbringing. Beautiful innocence, really. Wish I could have it back. But now I own a 9mm and a .45 instead.

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@zeeg @yaserx @dhh If DHH wants to crash and spill his drink whilst showing off, I am all for it.

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@ThePrimeagen You talk a lot, maybe don't talk so much.

Get other people to do the speaking for you.

Lunus Tech Tips but for software... and without the tips.

You're welcome.

[Frank Passalacqua @randomfrankp]

Tesla is just outing the super low IQ crowd. If you’re glazing this fake demo for a car that will literally never make it to the streets, I have inherited $100 million from a Nigerian Prince and I’ll need your banking info to send you some for free!

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@seanboisselle It's the same compressed air your science teacher showed you. It's a gimmick.

A trillionaire should be innovating things that benefit the world not just a small bnuch of easily impressed people with money.

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

I guess chickens can fly now.

[DHH @dhh]

I put $50,000 on this thing 18 months ago. Not knowing it was going to fucking fly! When it was already years "late". Because investing in whatever Elon does next is not just a great bet, but the most inspiring and fun one too.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

1.) Users are the #1 vector for malware
2.) Linux has no users
3.) wow linux is secure

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

learned that accenture has a gen ai platform and the coding agent requires you uploading your code in a zip file LOOOOOOOOOOL

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

Literally what people said about mathematicians when calculators were invented 🙄

[Jay @jayair]

llms man just awful news for people whose entire identity was writing code and solving math problems

[Guri Gashi @E_GuriGashi]

Never mind, I found it

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@jamonholmgren This is the benchmark.

Different POVs are tolerable, but the ability to be sincere is priceless.

[Jamon @jamonholmgren]

To be honest, people that are never sincere on this platform bore me.

Sarcasm or trolling or jokes are fun, but if you never show any sincerity whatsoever, it’s all just an act and there isn’t a real person coming through at all.

It’s fine, you do you. I’ll probably just scroll by, though.

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

Rails founders code has perf issues 😂 I halved median response time in 5mins

AI Go & Rust ports fix slow code written by Rails founders

Rails uses Redis over TCP Go/Rust ports use in proc cache

I’ve spent more time in the code than them. I give up. Code & benchmarks are trash

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

@LotusHints If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck. You get the picture

[You want it one way, it's the other @maxcallstack]

This is your leader 🤦🏾‍♂️

This should be motivation, if this dumb-dumb can make a successful app, so can you.

[DHH @dhh]

@crertel I didn't do anything. I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches.

[matt swanson 😈 @_swanson]

Web dev Twitter is healing! We're all back to arguing about performance benchmarks for apps with zero users 🥹🥹

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

I am not touching the operating system built from someone who cares so little and is proving to be the worst programmer I’ve ever seen.