My old exterminator — when I had a rat issue in an apartment — was enamored with rats. “Beautiful creatures” he says. “Smarter than both of us combined” as he lays his traps.
He’s a feeble guy, doesn’t really seem like the exterminator type. He likes showtimes and broadway.
But god damn can this man kill vermin. He can find and kill them instantly. Doing rat genocide you couldn’t comprehend.
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!