Michael Banck

@[email protected]

[Planet PostgreSQL @planetpostgres]

Michael Banck (@mbanck): Quick Benchmark: ANALYZE vs. maintenance_io_concurrency https://t.co/NHfkiOn5Zq

[Jeremy Schneider @jer_s]

Michael on patroni patterns and Chris on NULLs. Chris is doing live demos like stringing together various typecast sequences and finding new surprise behaviors in the middle of the presentation

NULLs are the perfect topic for finding all kinds of corner cases

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

#postgresql is about to drop support for AIX in future versions - I wonder if anybody is still using that in production? https://t.co/qKOz7p2zfq

[Planet PostgreSQL @planetpostgres]

Michael Banck (@mbanck): Quick Benchmark: PostgreSQL 2024Q1 Release Performance Improvements https://t.co/yIs8ZKMQpf

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

Unboxing of the new company-managed ThinkPad T14s Gen 3 - running #Debian 12!

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

In Chicago today for #pgdaychicago, giving a talk about "Patroni Deployments Patterns" for @Instaclustr

[US PostgreSQL Assoc. @pgus]

Take a look at “Patroni Deployment Patterns” with Michael Banck at PgDay Chicago!

https://t.co/WA2TSuEN1E

@mbanck @pgdaychicago #PostgreSQL #postgres

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

After spending a lovely long weekend in Melbourne to shake out the jetlag, I am working from the @instaclustr office in Canberra for the next two weeks, meeting the colleagues there in person and enjoying their coffee machine!

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

I have uploaded vip-manager 2.1.0 as vip-manager2 to Debian now. This supports the V3 etcd API, while 1.x is still around for the V2 API. Unfortunately, it seems it won't make it into Debian's next release due to the freeze, but packages are available at https://t.co/nqp3NBS2Uk

[Alexander Kukushkin @cyberdemn]

We just baked a new major release 3.0.0 of #Patroni @PostgreSQL #HA. It includes two new great features: DCS failsafe mode and Citus integration! Thanks to all users and contributors!🐘🐘🐘
cc @citusdata @hugh_capet @mbanck @JelteF @mulander
Release notes: https://t.co/nNCq4g77mG

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

Full Responsibility

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– Third-party Twitter client user
I want…
– API access revoked
so that…
– I can enjoy a better experience with the official app

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Onboard view from Falcon 9’s flight to space and back during smallsat rideshare mission

[Michael Banck @mbanck]

Money quote: "'I never claimed to be Jewish,' Santos told the Post. 'I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was "Jew-ish."'"
https://t.co/67Kpr8G4BN

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | By halving his net worth in nine months, Elon Musk has done more to reduce income inequality than Bernie Sanders ever did.

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

Russian state media: Finns are dying of cold due to cutting ties with Russia.

Finns: @itsronyrex

[Shir @shirtamari]

Today we're publicly disclosing #HellsKeychain. We proved that by using a chain of vulnerabilities, it's possible to gain access to an internal CI/CD server & carry out a supply-chain attack against IBM Cloud's managed DB service>>

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | I was a lifelong proponent of free speech. Then Kanye West tweeted a picture of me getting hosed down by Ari Emanuel.

by Elon Musk

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Fun Fact: The World Cup introduced a new ball this year with a sensor that collects spatial positioning data in real-time to make offside reviews more accurate.

But it needs to be charged before each match 🤣