Brandon Snyder

I'm just here to change the world...1 follower at a time.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@joerogan I’ve seen bigger busts on Paw Patrol.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@News_8 Sounds like a pretty terrible way to start your day.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@bertkreischer @YouTube The sucks are so vocal.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

Irony: Trump protestors trying to stop a Trump rally… by building a wall.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@AmericanAir You don't check ski equipment curbside anymore, pilot shows up 30 minutes late, 4 hour delay and now lost luggage. Come on guys

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@TBBuccaneers at this point just sell the team and build the @RaysBaseball the stadium they deserve. #itsabucslife

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@TBBuccaneers I use to say I'm going down with the ship...At this point I'm walking the plank over to the Jaguars.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@TFLN "the ketchup smelled the worst though"- Bianca #NOLA #Halloween2014

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@LaurenAnn29 can you smell that? It's White Russians and crawfish. The breakfast of champions. #nola #VoodooFest

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@JeffReynoldz I'll wait a few more days.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

"Football season is the only time of year when unemployed people know when Monday is."

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@JeffReynoldz Twitter needs to make a comeback. It's our job now. #yolo

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

Got my first steroid shot in my ass today for allergies. No wonder I never looked like Arnold...that shit hurts. #thegovenator #sissy

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

Every morning I wake up and I'm not Ja Rule I know, that in fact, it is a great day to be alive.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@T0wnsend I don't like the fact that you don't tweet anymore.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@CoachLovieSmith it's like you took over Team France during WWII. Welcome to Tampa my friend. #ItsABucsLife

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

19 customers 2 employees, waiting a half hour to pick up a car. #enterprise #rentalcars #thanksobama

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Obama's immigration policy is going to guarantee the USA a victory at the 2026 World Cup.

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@JeffReynoldz "Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." - Peter Lynch

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@kel_fab1 it's better when played in a bathroom. #inappropriate