Ben

At 20, I rediscovered Fortnite. Well, heck, almost 21 I suppose

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

When you and a squirrel make eye contact on your way to class and you’re both in your own lane but there’s so much mutual respect between the two of you

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@brianonhere Funny joke. Now say something true

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

hey bro, I saved you a seat on the van of progress

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

sage guru

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

gluttunous fool.

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

*on death bed* Fuck. I fucking blew it.

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

I hope work has hype and aura moments tomorrow

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@lmNOTcatholic she forgot to make it good

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@cszabla Steel production didn't occur west of the Rockies until WWII demanded it

[Langston Galloway @LangGalloway10]

Congrats @nyknicks

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@iam_johnw if if if.

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@Krisplashed aren't you a nets fan

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

He's still not very good at setting screens. Wemby I predicted this. you fell into my trap

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

Monitoring the Wemby screen setting situation

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

Hooping tomorrow. Sending a lot of long-winded voice dictation text messages. Journaling no more. Wearing the same outfit everyday. Consorting with the Enemy. Journaling more. Living with the Enemy.

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@adamjohnsonCHI errr okay

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@JennyfromtheGOP @AAGDhillon @SwipeWright @CivilRights @TheJusticeDept Maybe your nephew is just dumb as rocks

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@flieldy Vivienne Eastwood is so lazy for that

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

I would have won the race to the bottom if not for my heart of gold

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

I'm just trying to stay one scoop ahead of things

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

@willystaley https://t.co/YPoDVqOZbR

[Ben @mbvsoldier]

This beer goes out to all the beers out there tonight