Ben Johnson

Manchester City fan exiled in deepest, darkest Surrey. #actuallyautistic. He/Him

[eli ⸆⸉☁️ @comebacktomeeli]

this was my avengers: endgame before avengers: endgame

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Forks are curved to help push more food onboard & into your gob - this performance of pushing & pressing food onto the back of a fork is performative poshness

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

Barely a month ago this man was imprisoned for the violent rape of a Sikh woman believing that she was a Muslim. No Douglas Murray articles in the Spectator, no Baroness Fox speech in the Lords. No riots. Two tier? Too right https://t.co/8wABWe3bww

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit

[AG10CookingSzn @AG10szn]

People like this aren’t committed to the WFH Skive Life.

You simple need to master falling asleep whilst having your hand on the mouse pad.

Think I’m missing South Korea v Czech Republic at 3am? Think again.

[gids @gidikariuki]

Being trolled by an airport

A fcuking airport 🤣🤣🤣

[Travie 🌠 @Tzgrey77]

@SimpsonsWWE

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There should be a maximum wage tethered to the minimum wage. Tax earned and unearned income the same.

[Commie 🍾 ☭ ♀️ 💙 💙 ✌️☮️ @EatTheRich2025]

This makes life worthwhile

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants it? 👀

RP for your chance to win this signed Chris Boswell jersey!

[Nick Metcalfe @Nick_Metcalfe]

Brighton v Manchester United is on Sky Sports Tennis.

A chance for me to repeat an absurd TV line, that 12,000 viewers watched the funeral of Queen Elizabeth on Sky Sports F1.

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

“without petro-dollars” and it literally says “EMIRATES” on Arsenal’s shirt and stadium.

please be serious.

[Howard H @howiehok3434]

In the same hour Pep's exit was confirmed, United announced a permanent contract for their ninth manager of the last decade.

[Mike Duncan @mikeduncan]

“I’m afraid if I ask AI to write my story for me that people will be able to tell it was written by AI”

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Tagging Sadiq Khan and asking him to condemn an arson attack in Mexico

[Lili @Lili_Edea]

One loser making a ‘joke’ about how he’d “punch the fuck out of” women. The other three idiots laughing.

If they’re bold enough to do this on camera imagine how they treat women in private.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

"AI data centers only use as much water as a couple of golf courses, and we have hundreds of those!"

Great idea, we should get rid of golf courses too. They both consume an incredible amount of land and water while benefiting only the wealthy.