Jacob McSlightlyFunny

[Keith @gnukeith]

The UK government is not working for the people.

[Pandp Author @author_pandp]

"Because I am incompetent buffoon who doesn't know how to parent. I could've said thay you should know better than to propose at 17, but I didn't raise you to know better so you don't. Us gems are the worst thing that have had happened to you, Steven. You should shatter us."

[W @Uber_Kryptonian]

Okay I can totally see why they didn’t want to use the mask shell this time

Seeing Peter’s mouth area moving add an extra layer of expressive emotion in those scenes

[Jay The Amazing @Jaytheamazing_]

Makes way more sense thematically than any other entity thought of for the Backrooms

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/ 1500 for emotes you can only use in one place. 😭

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Norwegians doing their rowing thing in a stadium
Americans: this must be because of us

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

Calling Tara Strong "Lego and Star Wars" voice actress is legit insane she's literally a legend in the Western VA industry.

She voiced Raven in Teen Titans and Bubbles in Power Puff Girls (and many others) she's not just a "Lego star wars actress"

But yeah I want BAM bankrupt.

[The TV Grump @TheTVGrump]

Granted, I might be going out on a limb here, but isn’t the administering of puberty blockers to children rather more dangerous than say .. YouTube?

[Josh @JoshM574]

"The fact that Destiny has been erased as an entire series is truly bizarre, no matter what justifications are given."

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

[DeepHumor @DeepHumor]

Hopefully everyone who supports Digital ID gets forced out of office

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

Asda is going bust... stripped of its assets by Private Equity like BHS and Debenhams were. Now paying rent on assets it used to own... and interest on debts to fund it's own purchase.

When will we ever learn.

[Jessica Green 💚 @soupcanarchist]

Agree or not: Public crash outs have consequences. Companies dont want to be associated with internet drama. Don't start none, won't be none.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Me blocking the entrance/exit in the women’s bathroom yelling at little girls that I’m calling the police to take their daddy away:

“Cant you see that you’re SCARING women?”

[Kris* @kczaban_]

mcu nyc rent gotta be so cheap

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Sean Connery grew up in a time when everyone started smoking at three years old, breakfast was a solid brick of lard, and everyone's first job was either mining plutonium or using toxic smoke to chase gypsies out of the village.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[goma @soigomaa]

Not so fun fact: Epstein's house has a room with a drop door that goes straight into the ocean.
Also had a dentist office, and it was revealed that he had 330 gallons of industrial grade sulfuric acid shipped there. So they were pulling teeth so they couldn't bite or be identified, dissolved in acid and dumped into the ocean.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

When I got arrested for Nazi Pug, I got held in jail until my court date due to the "serious nature" of my "offence".

But the guy who threw a toddler into a crocodile enclosure to try and have him ripped limb from limb has already been bailed the very next day.

Clown country.

[Copy Alter @CopycatAlter]

You know what would be funny?

What if we boycotted the releases of Ubisoft and every other game that you buy and requires to connect to a server to play?

You want to be enemies with the people that buy your stuff? then suit yourself

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

this is an attention to detail I am actually quite fond of in shooters games, play F.E.A.R and tell me seeing that office space all blown apart after a shootout doesn't really put a little cherry on all of it