Punxsutawney Phil Hater

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@Grimillionaire @ESPNCFB AI dogshit bot

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@DeanStoltzfus @hughgrection091 Ya it’s the bye week and he still sucks like a vacuum. Have fun when you are good at football. That’s the Aggie-tard philosophy though, mediocrity is normal and celebrated.

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@UFBarstool I know those booty cheeks are bright red from the belt you are getting rn. Please say “thank you daddy” to Georgia for the spanking. The GAYdors stink like a shit filled porta-pottey in the middle of summer in Shitville Gainesville!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@BarstoolTexasAM Another ass spanking for the Aggies. Alabama left those butt cheeks Maroon. Mike Elmo loves getting submissive in big game situations!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@AggieFootball Fellow Aggies, let’s give a huge thank you to @AlabamaFTBL for spanking our ass cheeks until they were purple!!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@Trillgamesh_ @nightwave_x Another Iran L

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@cdjeffery20 @ArthurGarySim @UT_Mangler Was it not? They lose against every team with a pulse. The citadel is their peak. I know those butt cheeks are still sore from the belt from Kentucky, LSU, and Missouri 😂. Mike Elmo produces another dogshit team!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@thebighurt616 @VandyTracker You’ll get to see it a lot more this season! Marcus “fuck-tard” Freeman knows how to lose and disappoint!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@ArthurGarySim @UT_Mangler I’m not a fan of either team, but come on, Citadel was your Super Bowl this season. Every team you’ve played that isn’t a high school team has beaten you. Mike Elmo is fat, and the team gets their butt cheeks spanked every single week.

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@AggieFootball @bryantawards Citadel was Texas A&M’s Super Bowl. Just straight ass built by Mike “obese” Elmo

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@AggieFootball @DavidOlano_ @tylerwhite2023 @dctf It’s just special teams because the rest of the team stinks like dogshit on pavement in the middle of a scorching hot day. I think yall can still win some awards for the most spankings in one season.

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@JMEAF1 @TexAgs @NFLCharean No he isn’t. Mike Elmo is your coach, he’s fat and he LOVES to lose everything except weight!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@BarstoolTexasAM I mean at least they don’t have Yell Leaders bouncing on dih on the sidelines every game like TAMU

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@BarstoolTexasAM It sure as hell doesn’t run through college station. Mike Elmo’s BMI is higher that TAMU’s average points per game #obese

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@AggieFootball How much does Mike Elmo weigh? #obese

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@SAUCYV_ @American_Conf @UTSAFTBL @UTSAAthletics You need to work on your rage bait. Too obvious and just not funny. Getting major incel vibes

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@BowTiedCaudillo @TnyWasTook @DailyNoud Let me know how the cartels treat you once you move to Mexico! Also so disrespectful to say because there are many Mexican citizens who would do anything to live in New Mexico. Good luck with a country literally being run by the cartels!

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@DowntownMotors_ @TheBeardedPope @InternetH0F Bro Look at this dude’s account. Just straight AI dogshit.

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@Bl4ziken2 @rrrroch1 Please get mental help. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yall some real horny creeps

[Punxsutawney Phil Hater @meatlover700]

@JMEAF1 @TexAgs @olinbuchanan Don’t worry, Elmo will lose this game!