Melanie King

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@PeteHegseth We have an Alien Help Desk (AARO) inside the Pentagon?👽

Started in 2022
1,600+ reports
No public total budget

Who do we call about that? 📞😬

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MichaelRapaport Funny ass shit! I love Michael even more for posting it!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@DianeFranklin80 I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@RepRaskin Mike and I had TACOS yesterday!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@sama Can you and Jony please collaborate with @Ford and make a better and safer vehicle than @elonmusk? It can't be hard! AND would be soooo AMAZING. Please, Sam do the country a solid! ;-)

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MikeReissWriter That's not TRUE! You are a cutie, Mike! When are you and Denise coming back to LA? Miss you. xo

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@AlJean @TheSimpsons Look how cute @MikeReissWriter is! He looks exactly the same!!!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@politvidchannel WOZ for PRez!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@JeffBezos @JeffBezos YOU'd be the EPIC villain! @laurensancez would be the PERFECT YACHT-would-be-Bond GIRL! Bond's rizz is dead. @Zendaya and @MELANIATRUMP for the next franchise. People would rather see women bitch-slap and c*nt-kick each other for world peace. 😇🥰

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@Liz_Cheney No offense, but I find it hard to see the difference between your dad and Trump. Both of them dip/dipped into tax payer money and create chaos for currency. Our country is like playing that really LONG game of Monopoly when only one player owns a majority of the properties.

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@Rodriguez I read that book everyday when I was making my short film, Baristas. I have a first addition hard copy that you signed for me at The Alamo Draft House for a Harry Knowles, QT Fest! You were there with QT and RZA! You made my day!!!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MonicaLewinsky Can't wait to listen to this! So proud of your courage and strength. I hate politics, but I wish Hilary would have gave Bill the boot when this went down. And oh man, an interview with her apologizing/reflecting would be epic and amazing.

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@ChelseaClinton I've always had empathy for you because of the Monica debacle. Please don't gas light American women. YOUR dad was on the Lolita Express and friends with Epstein. It's time for you and your family to go offline and just live a low key and safe life.

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@RepRaskin Our country needs YOU behind that desk. So proud of your hard work, Jamie.

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@ConanOBrien YOU live in Redondo Beach now! I'm married to Mike Ferris and we live right next to the pier! We should connect

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@RepRaskin HELLYES, Jamie!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@BjInvestigates The fact that they both left you looking like people that both are mentally ill is bullshit. Lima couldn't walk in your shoes for a day. She's nothing more than a former yacht girl! Keep on doing you, BJ!

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MonicaLewinsky I LOVE you sense of humor. We are the same age and I remember feeling a little judgey. Which I fcking regret. NONE of that time has aged well. Especially with the Diddy shit going down. I hope you are living your best life and thriving.

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MikeReissWriter @GillianMe Did you ever find the pictures Mike left on your office wall???! For some reason photo booths always give you two...

[Melanie King @meleightyeight]

@MarkDuplass @988Lifeline LESS pixels. More hiking.