Malktenk

i got too lazy

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Riot
> 2014 anti-cheat team is 3 guys
> legacy system Packman barely works
> 2020 ship Vanguard, kernel-level, on boot
> internet calls it a Chinese rootkit
> ship it anyway
> ban 3.6M Valorant cheaters in 4 years
> one ban every 37 seconds
> 2024 force it onto League, 175K bans in months
> scripting drops below 1% for the first time in 4 years
> Elysium, Oasys, Zeitgeist all shut down
> May 22 2026 flip IOMMU on DMA rigs, they blue-screen mid-match
> tweet "congrats on your $6k paperweight"

a Tencent rootkit just bricked a $6,000 wallhack rig and the only people mad are the guys who bought one

[Malktenk @melkshits]

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[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

[OFFICIAL] Stormraiders Surge and Deathfire Touch will return in Season 2 after an 8-year absence

Both keystones were removed at the end of the 2017 season

[Malktenk @melkshits]

@squeakysquad Cooked

[Malktenk @melkshits]

I would rather break my fucking jaw the have the flu.

[Malktenk @melkshits]

@A24 I’m gonna watch this on shrooms

[A24 @A24]

> tomorrow

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Super Monkey Ball fan has ported the game onto a website and made it playable

via BitesDev

[IGN @IGN]

First looks at Forest 3 #TheGameAwards

[Malktenk @melkshits]

@leftinfragments Maybe in another universe 💯

[Malktenk @melkshits]

Actually beyond cooked bro😭😭

[Pokémon TCG @PokemonTCG]

The dragons awaken for the fiNal battle! ⬛⬜

Zekrom ex and Reshiram ex Black White rare cards special reveal video.

[Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech]

Buying the new Nvidia GPUs just to continue playing Minecraft 😍

[Malktenk @melkshits]

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