Agata Kowalski

Send your weirdest tweets | Jacob-Henry-Mom | Dog-Mom | Adam-wife | Philly Philly | Head of Partnerships @ Sana | Pronouns: She/Her

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

The best part about this is that today is St. Patrick’s Day and this took place in the Rippling Ireland office. I can only assume what the spy actually said when he ran out of the office was “They’ll never get me lucky charms (stolen trade secrets)”.

[Parker Conrad @parkerconrad]

Rippling sued @Deel today. Our lawsuit alleges Deel cultivated a spy at Rippling & orchestrated a long-running trade-secret theft. The spy searched “deel” in our systems 23 times per day on avg, letting him spy on Deel’s own customers who were considering a switch to Rippling.

[Blake Madden 🏥 @B_Madden4]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

CareStations!!

Where have I seen this before?

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@maka_dagat This poem feels like the most watered down soulless version of “Lucinda Matlock” by Edgar Lee Masters

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@nikillinit Yeah - met my husband at a past job. That tracks.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

Give me Kornacki or give me death

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

happy Steve Kornacki day to all who celebrate

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@clhubes Absolutely. When I was a bartender in a past life, we’d get a lot of older people (mostly women) who wanted to bartend one or two nights a week because they thought it would be fun. Not so much fun when you’re dragging the gross, wet bar mats out back at 2am. Same escapism vibes.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@PopBase

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

Can someone tell me why @amazon delivery folks keep leaving these outside our house? What do I do with them? This is 4th time we’ve been gifted these. I don’t want them and it seems like such a waste to just throw out.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

Nothing like Prime Day to bring people together.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@chrissyfarr @cgoodmac I feel like Uprise would likely be a huge help here!

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

I literally do not understand any of this tweet

[ry 🦊 (closed) newjeans is 5 @dittoshooter]

I LANDED AT THE NEWJEANS THEMED DROP SPOT AND SAW SOMEONE WITH THE MINJI SKIN AND WE DANCED BUBBLEGUM AND THEY SHOT US 😭😭😭

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@sarahradz_ 😒

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@StuartBlitz San Sebastian is an all time favorite of ours. Incredible food and art. Really interesting region with a really unique language and history (Basque) and a hop, skip and a jump from the French border.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@_jmarquis is it 18 days ago?

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@crystalxduan @junker_jo forget about then, Martha is serving NOW. Absolute queen.

[Agata Kowalski @meowyouknow]

@nikillinit I need @iamjohnoliver to mention this this week so that people believe me that this is big. I'm over here watching these updates like Titus and all I'm getting response wise is "TGIF baby!"

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

roses are red
violets are blue
GIVE ME MY FUCKING HEALTH RECORDS ASKLDKLAJHSDLKJHASDSADASD