Talking to a cowboy during fall works means your window of communication for the day is a good morning and then the hour in between the time he unsaddles his horse and falls asleep 🤠😂
Three of the hardest things for people to say:
1. I was wrong.
2. I need help.
3. Westerminstershire… worster… whirstch… wochester… Worcestershire sauce.
Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!
Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise
How’s Texas treating me? Well the cattle trails are turning into creeks, sometimes I can’t tell if it’s a small bird or a mosquito flying at me, and I have mud to my shins. But hey the rain is great