The Shadow Knows

I am funny, just not to my wife. Love great movies, all music, the Philies, Eagles and Flyers. Screw all republicans!!!!! Ordained Dudeist Priest.

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@Phillies @TMacPhils @JohnKruk That’s my shirt!!!

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate.

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@Phillies @TMacPhils @JohnKruk That’s my shirt!!!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Can't end the regular season without giving a huge shoutout to these two!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I regret to inform you that this will get much worse.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

is that good.

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@SecKennedy 🖕

[Checkiday @checkiday]

Sep 8 is Star Trek Day! #StarTrekDay #Holiday https://t.co/rKLSMS65xD

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@SenMastriano 🖕🏾

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@th3j35t3r Sylvia sygrist. (Sic). Springfield PA. 1980’s.

[Dave Matt @davematt88]

A test! A test! My kingdom for a test!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Morning wood" is a sign of good penile health

[Bobby Martrich | EPAWA @epawawx]

As an Eagles fan, I have no idea who I'm supposed to be rooting for in this Washington-Dallas game. Have a disdain for them both, and Dallas already clinched the division. So Dallas I guess? Seems...inappropriate.

Maybe I'll watch the Hallmark channel instead. Said no guy ever.

[Ina Fried @inafried]

🤯

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Would u mind rubbing gravy on my back?
I think I missed a spot.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

If you voted blue in 2020, retweet this.

If you are voting blue in 2022, like this.

Proving a point.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

A few weeks back I wrote something I’m real proud of so I figured I’d read it to you. This is My South. I hope you enjoy!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Gargling/snorting Iodine will not prevent you from catching covid

[The Shadow Knows @mheneghan77]

@Witch_Dancer 10%.