Mike

YNWA, Don't Bowie my Maze.

[Anthony Lawson @esquireanthony1]

Steelers games aren’t even football it’s some weird other shit

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@bykevinclark Aaron Rodgers is washed.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@EthanChleb I'm getting the sense from the replies they're highlighting MSG as if it's a problem, so why exactly is this account worth anything?

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@GratefulKeg I dunno, it suggested I make an account today. I feel the enshittification is coming.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@JamesPearceLFC Can he play left back?

[Mike @mhetrick14]

3 explosive passes!

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

Justin Herbert has thrown the ball 9 times today and already has 3 explosive passes and another 14 yarder.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@phillyaws @KyleBrandt Whoosh

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@FreddyLA7 Iowa pizza?

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@JamesPearceLFC How many misplaced 5 yard passes?

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Nah, the timing of this is INSANE 😭😭

“We had a dog but had to put it down”

“BRUNOOOOOOO”

You genuinely couldn’t script it 😂

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@ScottHanson @msexcel @Microsoft

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

big day for something people who something something. just imagine i said whatever you think is funny. im so tired of posting

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@HQNewsNow *thousands

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@atrupar Nah, this one is what they try and say happened with Elon. Not even close to the same.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@DaleJohnsonBBC If it's wrong it's reached the fucking threshold.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@smok1279 @Liverpool_zy @DaleJohnsonBBC You cannot say the call is incorrect and say it wasn't an error in the same sentence. Makes no fucking sense.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@Kynatin @Liverpool_zy @DaleJohnsonBBC Do you realize how insane this sounds?

[Mike @mhetrick14]

I promise you, I do not want to open this link in your in-app browser.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@yorpdorp @EmilyKesz @omghisgloup The Emmy winning performance on a hit Hulu show? She's synonymous with Elizabeth Holmes at this point.

[Mike @mhetrick14]

@yorpdorp @EmilyKesz @omghisgloup How would Amanda Seyfried not be the predictable choice here?