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[miahz @miahz]

What was Woody doing for four decades before Andy?
https://t.co/nz8BQA1ZuS

[miahz @miahz]

Maybe Toy Story 5 would have been better if they got whoever wrote "The Constant" to make a story about why Woody doesn't remember his past.

[miahz @miahz]

@dim6 @BenGeskin They haven't been "photos" for a while
https://t.co/NnU97teauo

[miahz @miahz]

"Remember when we all took a number when we entered the highway, and we can't pass the merge until our number is called?"

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.

[miahz @miahz]

@memeticsisyphus "Lane ends" 🤡
https://t.co/5exXdWuBDA

[miahz @miahz]

Loudspeaker announcement while grocery shopping: the store will be closing in 30 minutes. You immediately abandon your cart and leave the store, because continuing to shop is cheating.

[miahz @miahz]

Loudspeaker announcement while grocery shopping: the store will be closing in 30 minutes. You immediately abandon your cart and leave the store, because continuing to shop is cheating.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.

[miahz @miahz]

@memeticsisyphus There is no line.
https://t.co/4xerQdbR0S

[miahz @miahz]

@patrickmclemor2 @davidbellow Two lanes fit more cars than one. It's about capacity, not speed. The speed is a function of how smoothly vehicles from each lane blend into one. Merges jam up because drivers block the second lane from blending in because they ignorantly think the other lane is cheating.

[miahz @miahz]

@memeticsisyphus https://t.co/R3xOu0wLJb

[miahz @miahz]

You're checking out at ALDI, only one register open, long line of shoppers waiting. A second register opens up. No one is allowed to use the open register because that would be cheating.

[miahz @miahz]

You're checking out at ALDI, only one register open, long line of shoppers waiting. A second register opens up. No one is allowed to use the open register because that would be cheating.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.

[miahz @miahz]

@patrickmclemor2 @davidbellow Two lanes fit more cars than one. It's about capacity, not speed. The speed is a function of how smoothly vehicles from each lane blend into one. Merges jam up because drivers block the second lane from blending in because they ignorantly think the other lane is cheating.

[miahz @miahz]

@RetroMoviesDB Home Alone is PG, but School of Rock is PG-13

[Chris Williams @Astro_ChrisW]

I have been playing around with some long exposure shots that show some beautiful effects with our orbital motion. City lights are turned into streaks across the earth, and lightning storms form a speckled pattern during these several-minute exposures.

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

San Jose’s 474 license plate readers face federal class-action suit over warrantless tracking. https://t.co/gFqkgBzK6P

[miahz @miahz]

@NASA @NikonUSA And roughnecks make great astronauts. 🚀

[MaxellCorp @MaxellCorp]

Maxell is bringing back a classic, w/ their brand new Cassette Player 🥳🎉

-Wireless AND Wired 🙌
-Rechargeable ⚡️
-11 Hours of Battery 🤯

* Step back into the 80’s with Maxell *

[miahz @miahz]

All streaming services will eventually merge into one called Cable+

[Alex Sherman @sherman4949]

On investor call, Paramount confirms it plans to put P+ and HBO Max together, making one service from the two.

[miahz @miahz]

@ConanOBrien

[Joe Gebbia @jgebbia]

Announcing a profound partnership between National Design Studio and Sec Kennedy, Sec Rollins, CMS Administrator Oz, and FDA Commissioner Makary to bring the new Dietary Guidelines to life in the form of the New Pyramid. Shocking how misleading the one hanging in my second grade classroom was. Even more surprising would have been to tell my younger self one day I’d help redesign it. Eat whole foods, and enjoy https://t.co/XINRDjAkPT

@ndstudio @SecKennedy @SecRollins @DrOzCMS @DrMakaryFDA @PressSec @WhiteHouse @RapidResponse47

[miahz @miahz]

Trans trans

[The Drive @thedrive]

Porsche will follow Hyundai's lead and add a "virtual transmission" to its EVs in the name of driver engagement. https://t.co/5ktZMTFfCQ

[miahz @miahz]

@MorosKostas Schrödinger's Violence