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saucy n' bossy

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Nathans mom just texted me and asked what size bed I have. 😳 Mrs Blackstone I have a twin size! No one sleeps with me except the lord. Amen.

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@abby_v_s SAME!!! I don’t understand 🥴

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@fl0werchildren Lol like i don’t know Rhonda 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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I think my aunts had a little too much to drink. She says she wants to travel to Singapore in 10 years together. I can’t with her right now 😂

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@fl0werchildren I just... 🥴🥴🥴

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@bc_tree224 Oh boy. I suppose so! 🥴

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My urology waiting room:
👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏾‍🦳👨🏽‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦰(me) 👨🏻‍🦳👨🏽‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳👨🏼‍🦳

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@naila_z RIGHT?! Feels so wrong 😂🥴

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Y’all please remind me to NEVER AGAIN

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Took one dose of NyQuil and not I’m feeling all anxious and jittery and wide awake... send help

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@fl0werchildren Okay but how does your dad exist 😂😂😂😱

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@fl0werchildren Lmaoooo who’s gonna tell him...

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Yesterday my dad said to me “wow I’m surprised you’re not wearing black.” ??? I’m wearing NAVY. It’s not like I’m wearing hot pink like dang give me a break 😂🥴

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

What wine pairs well with getting through this election?

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@MitchMck509 Ayyyyy! You’ve come a long way! Congrats Mitch 🥰

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Okay so yesterday my dad said him and my step mom and step sister we’re going to be here for Christmas and I CRIED. Like sobbed happy tears.
My heart is so happy. I’ve already started planning 🎄

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@fl0werchildren you want bees or strawberries!!?

[yunho's ass @fixingiton]

you and your 4th @ go on a picnic wearing these

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Me: Nathan what do you want to do Thursday night?? It will be the first time we are alone in five and a half weeks 😏

Nathan: I don’t know, watch twilight?

Me: 😒

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@silver711 Mine are real but you know, MOOD