Miche Doherty

Gone dormant here. Don’t like the new sheriff. Find me elsewhere if you like.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@VerityPodcast I’ll miss your company on Wednesdays. But enjoy the rest, and best wishes to you all. One day, you shall come back … x

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@MrPhilNorman I always find it odd when a first-person review quote is attributed to the publication and not the person. ‘“I laughed until I wet myself” – Sunday Telegraph.’

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

I know there's rugby about but it is a national emergency that Quizzy Monday is not on BBC Two.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@fourfoot This won’t do at all.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@MagsTheObscure They’re fine (I tried them on before I bought them). It will take a month or two of wear before I know whether they were worth the £7.99.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

Things I could happily live without, number 347: emails from companies I’ve bought stuff from.
– Please tell us what you think of your new gloves!
– They’re gloves.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

Used my 60+ travel card for the first time. Driver did not accuse me of using my dad’s bus pass.

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

"We get it, we have listened" is something Gregg's would say for changing their sausage roll recipe, not the Chancellor of the Exchequer FFS

[Miche Doherty @miche]

No hamsters involved https://t.co/eYdWD4Lcoz

[Rían Ó Díomasaigh @Ultach1014]

I wanted to give off about this while remaining diplomatic but I’ll just be blunt.

https://t.co/1xBzeOnyKf

The “Ulster Scots” 2021 census form is awful. It bears almost no resemblance to spoken or literary Scots of any dialect. In this thread I’ll try to explain:

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@pracatan Did I really? How very rude.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

The “remove background” feature in iOS 16 works pretty well.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

Passed a cat carrying a small dead rodent and looking pretty pleased with itself. Somebody’s going to find a delightful little present on their kitchen floor.

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

Whenever I leave my house with a suitcase I like to look at my house wistfully so my neighbors wonder if I’m leaving for good

[Miche Doherty @miche]

I don’t find these words very appetising.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@fourfoot Have you watched Heartstopper on Netflix?

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@KRamsey1997 That reminds of the time Prince Edward made a documentary about his grandfather: he said that, following the abdication crisis, George VI was “literally catapulted onto the throne.” Such a pity that coronation wasn’t televised.

[Miche Doherty @miche]

@greg_jenner Hope you have good day, Covid notwithstanding. 40, eh? Still only a pup. ;-)

[Miche Doherty @miche]

Wall to wall Miss Marple on Radio 4 Extra. How very British: “We can’t have any comedy or suchlike. Wouldn’t be appropriate. Let’s just have a nice bit of murder.”