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[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help my order was expected and hour ago, doordash help told me to go to the merchant for issues with delivery? can i get a refund?

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@DrShaena some hospitals employee them as 1099 and others do locums, so they bill you themselves for their services…

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

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@Will_ElRey i’m calling the police

[Cliona McSherry @clionamcsherry]

As Christmas shopping begins, sharing this important PSA

[Andrew Rush @andrewrush]

Lawrenceville 🍁

[ale ‎⎊ 🍒 @aleeemartinez26]

my loss ? i have pornstar titties, it will never be my loss ✋🏼😭

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the concept of those people that are never single has never sat right with me

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travel nursing is all fun & games until you’re coming to the end of an assignment & realize you have to leave all your friends again 🥺

[✼｡ﾟ･* boothang @showpassionn]

Why is gas 4 dollars a gallon when Jesus already paid the ultimate price

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i love couples costumes where a girl is in an elaborate costume dressed as a celebrity or character and her bf is just her prop

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@jenmieko @mlmcc7 @LevanCarrie i will also help, as someone who didn’t want a class ring because i knew how expensive they were for my single mom, i gotcha!

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@PewNewsNumber1 @FunGhoul1911 @MadNs64 @K_wimb @bbysquids you are trying to find an opposition to the norm & im sure your suggestion is harsher than that of male counterparts who leave their child/children.

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@fuckit22222 @bbysquids sadly a couple hundred bucks a month doesn’t replace the rule of having a father figure…

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@fuckit22222 @bbysquids they provide them adequate opportunities to pay before they enforce any of that. awww, you didn’t support the child you created so now we will take your hunting license for you to pay. that’s pathetic.

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@lethiciaa_777 @subtosource when the soul has no viability outside the mother, the mother is the only thing providing life to it, then the decision should be hers. you should be able to terminate until viability at 20-22 weeks when survival is possible. no one is out here terminating 37 week pregnancies…

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@FunGhoul1911 @MadNs64 @K_wimb @bbysquids i’m a nurse. you are a sideline illustrator, i would like to think my work has impacted more people than you! go off tho king 😘

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@FunGhoul1911 @MadNs64 @K_wimb @bbysquids everyone would most likely thrive doing away with aspects of a government put in place when people barely bathed. i’m done with this, u still think with ur third appendage. please bring ur A game to ur next debate by learning the when to use woman vs women!