marissa

I feel you.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if i send you this it means shit might look impossible but you’re gonna get through it

[Christin @hexprax]

Contestant on Chopped right before I never see them again: this isn’t the end of my story, you’ll see me again

[marissa @mijitamarissa]

@sashadm I AM DEVASTATED AND NEEDED TO CHECK ON TWITTER TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS AFFECTED

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

You’re either with the Philadelphia Eagles or you’re with the terrorists.

[Shrek @Shrek]

MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

[Culture @CultureHOF]

ㅤ

[marissa @mijitamarissa]

I know a basket of warmed up tortilla chips at a sit down Mexican restaurant hate to see me coming

[kyle @kgeich]

It’s too H-O-T-T-O-G-O outside

[mini menn @quetalmny]

@mijitamarissa your Twitter Quince 🤠💗

[marissa @mijitamarissa]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ShamPOOH Sheisty 🧼💆🏿‍♀️ @Only1Shana_MUA]

I'm in the mood to f*ck something up...

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

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you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you

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[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Is the sizzler on Vermont the most romantic spot in LA?

[Derrick Holt @TheDerrickHolt]

This is what I would swear on if I were ever elected President