Mike Nelson 🇺🇸

Business owner, programmer, husband, father, friend, fucktoy, woodworker, fighter, hunter, shooter, animal lover, pitmaster, musician, asshole.

[Angry Grunt @_AngryGrunt]

Sorry, Army dogs out there, but I've been saving this one for just the right time. My brother was an Army MP, so I feel it's only right. Lol.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

@TonyGonzales4TX This potato will now ratio Ernest for the 25th consecutive tweet

[Mike Nelson 🇺🇸 @mike29401]

@Judianna https://t.co/40U1CCRO1r

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

The Europeans are sleeping.

Quick, post things they don’t understand

[Vlad @OrwellsNotebook]

Can they start doing the fire thing in groups? This will take forever going one at a time.

[Convo w/ Me | Applied Complexity Scientist @Convo_w_me]

@DonutOperator @TonyGonzales4TX

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@TonyGonzales4TX No matter what your intern tweets, Ernest….. he’s coming for you.

[Mike Nelson 🇺🇸 @mike29401]

In Texas, went for a 5 mile run because I’m cutting weight and training for a fight, get accosted by two homeless guys who weren’t really with it mentally. No big deal, I’m a big guy, my 1911 is still in a holster on the small of my back.

Get me back to the country. Leaving tomorrow will stop off in Charleston for a couple days.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@TonyGonzales4TX New meme format just dropped

[Iraqveteran8888 @Iraqveteran8888]

Today is the 249th anniversary of the day the British Crown attempted to impose gun control on the towns of Lexington and Concord. We shot them. The end.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@chrisdmowrey I want to remind everyone, you were both paid to say this.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

FOP just cooked this mfer 😂

[Mike Nelson 🇺🇸 @mike29401]

@TheCensoredRock Oof, that’s gotta sting.
…..for a second or two.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@DaveHan06 Self defense.
Cry more.

[BeyondJaded @JoshuaCalledMe]

@ScottPresler @UrbanistaRamon @EarlyVoteAction The left really can't grasp the Streisand Effect. Hilarious 🤣

[DonBo @shanekeester]

@ScottPresler @UrbanistaRamon @EarlyVoteAction See @ScottPresler this is how you know that you are becoming feared and effective bc they are attacking you now !!!!!! Keep on truckin we got your back !!!!!

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

For most of human history, it was common to have mens only spaces

As these spaces disappeared so did the happiness of men

When men are alone they form bonds, and friendships and interact in different ways than when women are present

I'm fortunate to be in the fight community where men can still be men but in today's world this is getting rare

I also love to be around women and femininity but these are completely different dynamics and it's important to do both

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

If ‘Seek and Destroy’ isn’t the best song off Metallica’s ‘Kill ‘Em All’ then what is!?

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

They could never work together.

One wants to cook the goat…

The other one wants to wife it.