mike aherne

Giving up the catwalk for a career in movies.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 ... and following a thorough investigation into the contents of a certain brown envelope, Mykhail Mudryk is free to play again.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 Not forgetting that following a thorough investigation into the contents of a brown envelope, Mykhailo Mudryk is free to play again.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 Pickford v Chelsea! https://t.co/1l9MbqJAnc

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

When life puts you in the wrong lane but you’re still winning 😂

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

Heard the one about the Chelsea manager with a contract until 2032?

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 Blacky photobombing, again https://t.co/M4gAXR1xTK

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

As a post match pundit, a fucking cuckoo clock would provide more insightful input than Steve McManaman. Why is he dressed like an extra from 'The Onedin Line'?

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 This, however, never raised an eyebrow in the VAR's office! https://t.co/uG2n9Av5p2

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@Parody_PM All the political significance of Rodney Trotter joining the Tooting Popular Front.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@Toff_13 @CricketSociety That is an astonishing achievement. Many congratulations to you, Oliver and your long suffering Mum and Dad. You have come such a long way since your annoying toddler days, when I used to leave out carving knives for you to play with!

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

Good old Ipswich Town. I believe all teams should be required to play somebody who scores trick own goals. Tremendous entertainment, what!

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@Parody_PM A reformatory. Apologies if you've already had this but I really cannot be arsed going through all of the other replies.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@tanzela_ I don't know. They never show his face.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 ... Cadamateri !!!!!???? Fuck off.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@bigphil321 I've seen circus dogs play better football.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 https://t.co/mligh4AHzI

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Me watching that penalty shootout... #Lionesses

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@beav1967 Has any group of players put forward a better case for equal pay? Well, actually, they should be paid less than circus dogs. I'm amazed one of them didn't score an own goal during the shoot out!

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@AnitaArtx Why the fuck would anybody 'mind' that she's old? You moron's will post almost anything for attention. Hi Nan.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@Parody_PM 'The Unlikely Lads', 'Keeping Up Non-Appearances', 'Defectorists.

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@melgibsonhq Er ... the girl had small tits

[mike aherne @mikeaherne2]

@MichaelTakeMP Meanwhile, Boris and 'Mad' Nads have finally got their act together on the revamped 'Sky At Night'.