Mac

I got sauce bitch I shine

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

I think we should make NDAs illegal, gossip is a human right

[tate @50FirstTates]

them: i never got ur email

me [completely forgot to send]: that’s weird i’ll resend it

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

a blunt would never force trauma

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

An Asian woman just told her white husband “stop talking” at H-mart. Nature is healing

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Mars is in Leo. Horoscope: sex.

[NOT A METH LAB @jenlaw_11]

When I meet my friend’s mom and she is really nice to me

[Sally Ann Hall @mesallyann]

Doctor: And do you smoke?

Me: Yes. Marijuana. Chronically.

Doctor: How many times a week?

Me: Constantly. All the time.

Doctor: So, daily?

Me: Um yes like from the moment I wake up until I fall asleep.

Doctor: So, how many times a day?

Me: *lights up*

[Mac @minimckenzie]

@hellacheez Why so you can almost lose again

[madi ♱ @marvlouspersona]

if u post ur little spotify things thinking no one cares dont worry bestie i care

[brooke @ladyefron]

My baseline state of being is needing two Advil

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

happy mother’s day to all of the girls parenting their 25 yr old boyfriends ❤️

[Mac @minimckenzie]

@maddjajj @discobaIIemoji