MissingHitch

No words can be placed here without sounding like a self-absorbed douche. You know it. I know it.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@ByronDonalds Aren't you (checks notes) a criminal?

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

"The Average American"

[Rep Andy Biggs @RepAndyBiggsAZ]

The average American commits three felonies a day.

Congress must avoid over-legislating issues that ought to be left to state and local governments.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@VCUisLife @RichmondGL Do y'all even have a football program?

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

Donald Trump, watching Stormy Daniels testify.

#TrumpTrial
#StormyDaniels
#IYKYK

[Inner City Press @innercitypress]

Stormy Daniels: I ended up spanking him. And after that he acted much better. He said I should be in The Apprentice. I told him, Even you don't have that much power. He said, You remind me of my daughter, blonde & beautiful. To me it made sense.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@MorePerfectUS

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

I'm sorry you're just now hearing that your dad's a whore.

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Perspective: Sitting front row attempting to figure out how any of this garbage from 20 years ago relates to “legal” bills submitted by a long time personal attorney being booked as a “legal” expense — but I digress. To be clear, they don’t give a s**t about the merits of this case - the 15 Manhattan prosecutors are sitting at their table and behind in the courthouse pews, giddy by this salacious show. This is the intent, not the merits, nor the fact that this entire case is a massive extortion play.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

The Right can't even meme, let alone govern.

#TrumpisaSith

[NCGOP @NCGOP]

A New Hope 🪐

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@BoardGeniuses

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

Well this guy is a delightful piece of racist shit.

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

Ole Miss taking care of business.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@RpsAgainstTrump @RepMikeCollins No. No he does not.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

There will come a day when we will have to explain to our children that the position of President of the United States was once a dignified position.

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

Trump loses it in Michigan and starts yelling profanities and claiming that everything Biden touches "goes to sh*t." He then claims that Democrats rigged the 2020 election, which is a lie.

*This is what happens when Trump tries to do two campaign events in a day.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

This is some next-level irony right here.

[Busta Narrative @BustaNarrative]

Let's be honest.

The United Methodist Church is a political organization and is no longer a religious organization.

If you only follow the parts of the Bible that you like, and ignore the parts you don't, you're playing god and you're not saving anyone from eternal damnation.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@cspan @RepMTG

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@ScotsFyre @HarryFreeK

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

This right here is an objectively hilarious headline.

[WSPA 7NEWS @WSPA7]

Several dozen South Carolina religious leaders engaged in an open roundtable discussion with Sen. Lindsey Graham. https://t.co/Sw6S6g6gSM

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@Michael72017843 @ThirdTimeIsACh2 @innercitypress Hey Michael, how's Russia this time of year?

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

MAGA world is currently being outdone by the North Koreans in terms of leader-worship.

C'mon guys, this is still America (kind of).

Do better.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

North Korean Central Television has released a music video for the song "Friendly Father" praising Kim Jong Un

The song has already become a new hit in North Korea and a meme in the West.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

@JaredEMoskowitz @TheRickWilson

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

This is the kind of stuff that can actually help break these folks out of the cult.

Dude is literally doing the Lord's work.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This evangelical is over Trump. 👇

Calls his Bible disgusting.

[MissingHitch @missing_hitch]

It's wild how many people will listen to someone who is this objectively stupid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This graph illustrates the woke mind virus taking over legacy media.

Same happened with online media and the education system. Then it spread to other countries.

Infection rate almost 100%.

But now it will die.