On today's episode of — Another MAGA-Pedo Report. (08/12/2026)
Not an immigrant.
Not a Mexican.
Not a transgender.
Not a drag queen.
Not a black person.
Not a Democrat.
This is Andrew Paul Johnson, January 6th insurrectionist pardoned by Trump.
He was convicted in February 2026 by a jury for:
- sexual abuse of two children (one under 12 and one between 12-16 at the relevant times)
- lewd/lascivious molestation
- exhibition offenses
He was sentenced to life in prison in March 2026.
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Trump’s decided to keep the National Guard deployed in DC until January 2029.
Guess how much it’ll cost? $200 million? $500 million?
Not even close, it’ll cost roughly $1.4 BILLION.
And that’s all taxpayer money being spent.
https://t.co/YrKvGk0MW2
Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.
Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Sen. @ossoff on Navy sailors trying to jump ship due to horrific conditions: “We have to step back & recognize this entire war is based on lies... Iran still has uranium. Hormuz remains closed. A catastrophic failure by the commander in chief + his team.”
🚨BREAKING: Lady Gaga said: “This is our opportunity to vote against Donald Trump,” and her video was removed from Facebook and Instagram. This is what Republican fascism calls “freedom.”
Why would Trump remove federal reporting requirements this week mandated in a law authored by Marco Rubio in 2020 to identify domestic and international sex traffickers, money launderers and terrorists, and will Rubio comment on it?
Karoline Leavitt announced her resignation 24 hours after she found out that Trump left her for dead on a plane he thought could be shot out of the sky.
Under Trump, Americans have already suffered multiple months of real job losses—exactly the pattern from his first term.
Biden delivered 48 consecutive months with zero job losses. Not one.
Trump and his GOP enablers in Congress have wrecked the economy. 😡
#TrumpsJobsCrisis
Don't ever let the @GOP tell you they want to rein in wasteful govt spending.
$900 Million in waste, fraud, and abuse. The GOP got us here, and they're keeping us here.
https://t.co/Lp9ThQM58E
2024: GOP megadonor Tim Barnard donates $1 million to Trump
2026: Tim Barnard's company is awarded over $5.6 billion in border wall construction contracts