Jovado

Professional disc jokey based in Kenya, book for events and club gigs call 0716319503

[Jovado @mistarjaw]

@0DonaldTrumpJr1 It's 2208

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Tough times ahead, as men are no longer going to clubs. The girls are left lonely and end up dancing with each other.

[Msizi @msiziworld]

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

[z~epha @omoshtl]

Hii kenya unaeza pata wewe tu ndio uko normal pekee btw

[Odegaard @Martin08fanpage]

FIFA needs to investigate this tackle from odegaard 🥹❤️

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

I will never forget, @gabrieljesus9. 🇧🇷✨

[Jovado @mistarjaw]

@TimbePatri39885 @randomworldke Jamaa is die😂

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Two adults love each other, but one has to spread their legs to prove it.😒

[MAKE HER WET 💦 @ShewillbeWet]

A woman who doesn't respect you,

She will always do this with you:

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

Nothing tests the family bond like sharing the family wealth when the deceased didn’t write a will. That’s when you’ll see the true character of that favorite uncle of yours.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

No woman over 30 is genuinely happy being single. You can pretend all you want, but deep down, you still want a man.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

An average woman entertains 6 men, catch feelings for 3, sleep with 4 and swear to 1 that she's loyal to him.

Let me teach you the UGLY FEMALE NATURE your dad never taught you:

[Tai @_megbos]

@SimpPolice911 This current trend of girls are just looking for who will pay their bills and the only thing they have is pussy. Something we will both enjoy. If you call them what they are, they will say you hate them.

[Emmanuel Kimutai Motelin @EmmanuelMotelin]

@citizentvkenya President Ruto should start responding like Donald Trump when questioned.

[Philip Vinsky ⚖️ @PVinsky80173]

@_Sakko He reportedly registered several high-value properties and business interests in his wife’s name or under joint ownership, trusting that the family unit was a single entity.

[Jovado @mistarjaw]

@_falsi1ke Yes they will win league 1

[Jovado @mistarjaw]

@amerix Mahindi choma Kakamega ni 40! Weka mawe

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid Dating a Divorced woman. No Man leaves a good woman. Trust me, Bro!!

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Someone saw potential in you, but you ruined it with your WhatsApp statuses 😳

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

Complaining = emotional investment.

And for women, negative emotions (frustration, anger, annoyance) are often mixed with sexual attraction. The more she talks about him, the more he’s living rent-free in her head.