Mr H

"Don't encourage him!"

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@MattPinner_ When standing at a kerb.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@oelma__ Newspaper only has half size sheets towards the back. Clocks showing different times. DVDs hadn’t been invented.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@PureDeadCraig Surely that’s a penalty at the other end then.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@_josephine0_ Kojak

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@NoContextBrits It certainly can. It’s in the prime location.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@_josephine0_ She will soon catch up because she is now over nine tenths your age.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@skdh @LocasaleLab I agree - when I see AI writing my heart sinks. It’s not just that its obvious, but it’s ubiquitous - your attitude towards it is persuasive, timely and appropriate.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@ollyalston @JamesMelville 🎯

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@JamesMelville I think they look so old because they haven't had their dinner.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@KissMaBahooky @haveigotnews Yes, I would expect that she will be serenading it regularly.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@neiltyson An upgrade would be an LCD display displaying the message 'You've got to be kidding' when you attempt to force 40 pages into it's mouth.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@oelma__ It is missing the absence of overcooking.

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@NoContextBrits Some of us on cheap pay as you go providers didn’t get the alert. I guess we are expendable.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@ilovenancy_ I need more time to be certain, but just off the cuff it’s a lemon.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@fesshole It’s worth less on eBay if you remove the thread from the pockets.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@Irina_exh It is impossible, because it contains 5 letters. All other answers are attempting to write it in 3 letters, not spell it.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@RechargAmerica You have already asked that. You obviously don't have what it takes to run an account on X.

[Mr H @misterHfeatures]

@NoContextBrits That is part and parcel of the job.

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@NoContextBrits They all used to be members of a seventies progressive rock band, but now they are no longer in Focus.