misterbrymo

founder of @roughsleeprs @awal artist/songwriter/producer — booking/placements/legal: [email protected]

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

if andre 3000 were president he'd make america alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alrig

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

@unusual_whales 4 hours is all it takes to reach an agreement of a ceasefire, or it only took 4 hours for them to realize there’s no deal and things just get more tense…

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

@CroqueMonsieur_ some paranormal stuff happens in our house. something crazy happened at a club the other night. a shot glass got thrown off a table by something unseen directly at someone. my wife is still in denial 😂

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

*sees top stories on news app
*deletes news app

[Trey @treydayway]

I don't watch the Grammy's bc I don't know anyone...I've had the same playlist for over 2 decades

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

this dude standing in line behind me at the post office blasting his music on his phone is so lucky i took my medication today.

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

Pharmaceutical commercials looking like movie trailers

[Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart]

Be careful what you're wishing for when you think no one's around

[Trey @treydayway]

Imagine seeing a black person play an elf on TV and think it's not realistic

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

friend: so how’s life, man?

me: my 8 month old knows how to throw things now, so…

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

this one chops pickles. the other 8 must just slice shit.
-me, explaining the 8 other knives in the block that I've never used

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Somebody put something in my drink. Please

[Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone]

If someone has fallen off social media there are only two reasons:

1) not doing well

2) doing extremely well

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

Me: You wanna watch the baseball game with me?

Teen daughter: No. I don’t like baseball.

Me: I didn’t like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

friend: so how’s life, man?

me: my 8 month old knows how to throw things now, so…

[JudeFrisco @JudeFrisco]

I think I’m spending too much time wondering what I’m going to be when I grow up

[misterbrymo @misterbrymo]

@treydayway i’ll name my next son dikembe mutombo for you, i gotchu trey. hell, i’ll name my daughter dikembe mutombo if i end up with a girl.

[Trey @treydayway]

Trying to convince my white friend to name their newborn baby Dikembe Mutombo

[Trey @treydayway]

It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year

[Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo88]

Sneak peek at the new government assistance card.