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black lives matter free palestine

[latke @latkedelrey]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

[LSU Gymnastics @LSUgym]

There's only one Kailin Chio.

Glad she's an LSU Tiger.

[carz @Carzonfye]

At your house pouring big cups of juice right up to the brim

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

i have this form of synesthesia where if i see the color green i instantly know that its green

[bug girl @buggirl]

we could have high speed rail that connects the entire country but instead we get ai porn bot that’s stealing all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive

[✨🥚✨ @toothyhellbeast]

All white guys look like this now but none of them are doing leftist terrorism anymore smh

[pj @pjayevans]

Mind if I light a candle? Just a heads up it’ll make the air smell a bit different

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[Mael @shutupmael]

Be that as it may playboy

[bella @bonkeywong]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Peeing in Chinese

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[K. @IbaraEleven]

You actually don’t owe inherent loyalty to a country that would let you rot in the street and deny you essential healthcare without a second thought

[💫Nuno🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦pussійдон @NunoTheKitten]

collecting these

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

Deported is not the correct word. They’re not being deported out of the country and back to their home country. They’re being shepherded into a concentration camp where we’re being told they will not be allowed to leave.

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

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