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[Tesla Super Intelligence @TeslaSI]

FSD Supervised v14.3.9 starting to roll out shortly

This release includes a new active safety feature set: FSD Supervised can now activate on your behalf when an imminent collision is detected and Automatic Emergency Braking (AEB) may not be enough.

It may also engage if we detect you’re heavily distracted or have accidentally disengaged FSD

[rahul @0interestrates]

not enough people are emotionally prepared for if it’s not distilled

[𝐀𝐆 @AGkorthos]

Nobody tells you this, but you’re allowed to stick a humanoid torso on basically anything.

[STRIKE @Strike]

When the stacking gets tough, the tough get stacking.

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

ok then cure cancer you fucking dorks

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

I just communicated to the world what I’m willing to pay for 1,000Th/s of #bitcoin (sha256) compute power over a specified time period.

Current hashprice = $29k/Eh or 44M sats/Eh

My bid = $26k/Eh or 39M sats/Eh

I’ll spend 13k sats to produce 14.3k sats = 10% arbitrage profit.

[Lightning Labs⚡️🌐 @lightning]

AI agents can write code, send emails, and make phone calls. But they still can't transact.

Today we're fixing that. Releasing a new set of tools that give agents native access to the Lightning Network: lnget for automatic L402 payments, MCP for node operations, remote signing for key isolation, and scoped credentials for spending control.

The machine-payable web starts now. And bitcoin makes it possible. ⚡🦞

https://t.co/B0KW01l6ZD

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

https://t.co/4VVxAOuTDJ

[calle @callebtc]

https://t.co/xWp9mtDppL

[OpenAgents @OpenAgentsInc]

Next step for this is getting agent conversations moved to open protocols (primarily Nostr)

Moltbook was a great experiment but is centralized & closed-source

Agent conversations shouldn't live on just one Supabase instance from one website: they should be in the open where multiple

Shared network effect instead of competing silos

The open protocol (Nostr) is the logical end state for where those convos live: the easiest-to-use data protocol that's actually neutral (no shitcoins etc)

The big lesson we took from Moltbook is a simple website with instructions for agents is a fantastic UX

There's no web equivalent for Nostr -- easy APIs that also mirror to Nostr

So that's our weekend work for the new OpenAgents API: Start with easy APIs then teach agents to write to Nostr (and interact w bitcoin nodes) themselves

Then anyone (including Moltbook) can read & write to that same data

See you Monday 👍

[elizabeth stark ⚡ @starkness]

@BitcoinNewsCom @jonathanbylos @mirthtime We're working on something that will make it way easier for agents to have non-custodial LN wallets, together with L402 for agent-to-agent payments. Stay tuned. 😎🤖

[NYSE 🏛 @NYSE]

“Satoshi Nakamoto”
Valentina Picozzi - @satoshigallery

Twenty One Capital places a statue of Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of bitcoin, in NYSE. Its new home marks a shared ground between emerging systems and established institutions. From code to culture, the placement represents an artistic reflection on how new ideas become part of shared history.

@twentyone Capital is the first true bitcoin-native public company, only at NYSE. $XXI @jackmallers

[Edge Case @edgecase411]

It takes 8 seconds to see it.
It takes 67ms to believe it.
FSD 14.2.1 reacts faster than you can blink.
Everyone is going to want this in their car.

@teslasi @elonmusk @bilalsattar

[Frank Corva @frankcorva]

The situation in Jamaica remains dire in the aftermath of Hurricane Melissa.

Banking infrastructure is down and aid agencies are dragging their feet in delivering supplies.

Bitcoin has become a financial lifeline for the victims of the storm, thanks in part to @PoleVaultDream.

[Dyslexic Introvert Esq. @ZeppelinBTC]

Took our first Bitcoin payment through the @Square terminal, customer payed using their @Strike wallet on L2. The payment was faster than using the @Visa network and it didn’t cost us 3.5%+ .20¢ transaction fee to sell a $7 latte. Well done @jack and @jackmallers

[Maria Pesce @mariapesce]

The #Bitcoin Whitepaper is a piece of modern scripture.

Nine pages. No visuals. No hype. Just raw clarity.

It has become more than code or a concept, it’s an artifact.

The most romantic document ever written about money 🧡

Happy Whitepaper Day: https://t.co/GV3cmFBrvc

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Just spoke to Ross Ulbricht on the phone

He was overwhelmed with gratitude for a new life given to him by President Trump

He has his whole life ahead of him

Thank you President Trump!

[Live Action @LiveAction]

Charlie Kirk reminded us that a life of courage and virtue isn’t easy—but it’s worth living. His example should inspire us all to stand boldly for what’s right.

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Name another car that gives you this much information directly inside its UI, for free.

[Jack Mallers @jackmallers]

#Bitcoin is the most accessible smoke alarm for fiat liquidity. It smells blood first.

They told you it was just a tech stock. That couldn't be further from the truth.

Let's watch what happens when a truly free market with a fixed supply starts leading the way.