Jay

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

you live by a CB you die by a CB

[Rob @bIurt99]

Ur birds counting down the days until the prems back on

[S @316simsim]

Bro were Arsenal fans under a Witness Protection Program? My Instagram is stories are suddenly flooded with fans I never even knew supported them 😭😭😭😭

[Chris @Chris_BoroUTB]

“Serves you right for Ayling that, and it serves your right for f*****g Morris that”

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Shit flew right over my head oh my God

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Deeply unserious country run by deeply unserious people

[Ngwenya Nhlanhla @NgwenyaNhla]

May the misfortune of marrying the wrong woman never befall you gents.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

[adam. @utdAdams]

Even the aesthetics of this era were better.

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

I think Megan should prove her point by fighting a trans boxer on HBO

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

They laced something potent in that FIFA 09 soundtrack

[SP @sspencerukk]

Bring back ye bird tweets @alrightfans

The vids finished me😂😂

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

“The North never forgets”

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Nuts how Ugarte Amrabat and Mount came in for £120m when McTominay, Garner, Oyedele and Hannibal were sold for peanuts and wouldve been ten times as useful

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Idk about yall, but I personally would like to stop learning things about their marriage

[The Sun Football ⚽ @TheSunFootball]

Mick McCarthy just reignited his rivalry with Roy Keane with this absolutely brutal dig 😱

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🪄 Hatem Ben Arfa was a magician.