Gnostic Spice

well first off it’s eels

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@akbarjenkins @dnbrgr She is so irredeemably goofy.

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@JazzMemes

[stale cooper @stalecooper]

I always thought studying literature was something worth doing for its own sake and despite the economic downsides; I did not realize I would be on the front lines of fighting against the state and capital's active attempts to turn everyone into an illiterate and incurious idiot.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@xantox55 @muheediva01 Law and Order in a hotel 👌

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@codebrewed @ProfMcInnis I was in line in the Atlanta airport three days ago and there’s a video playing on screens while you wait in line that instructs you to take out your laptop. When I got to the screening, don’t take your laptop out (the tsa guy was actually pretty friendly about it tho)

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@TheTumboy Also when their prestige shows are presented alongside failed 90 Day Fiancé spinoffs and the 12th season of some weird Mormon wives show

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@falseroxy These conversations would peter out so much more quickly if everyone realized they were talking to 17 year olds

[Christopher @molochofficial]

many embrace Foucault's observation that "the homosexual" is not a historically transcendent and universal category but then refuse to take the logically necessary second step to "and neither is 'the heterosexual'"

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@pagan_hoetry What was his taco order

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@QueenMab87 How is it not this already!??

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Everything bad in the world is because of private equity and everything good in the world is because of the moon

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Average 50 year old in 2016: Hey! You wanna look up from your freakin’ phone and join the real world?

Average 60 year old now: [activates Meta glasses] We got a Karen here, yall! Wave to the chat you chopped ass ho!

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@nkulw He doesn’t even support his basic claim, that historically progressive student activists have sometimes been wrong, other than with a single sentence tacked onto the end of a paragraph

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@whitstrub Lol I forgot about I Wanna Be a Homosexual

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

"It's undignified for a 34 year old in NYC to make 35k a year" is a pretty popular sentiment among the my ex-girlfriend community.

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@GentleDoofus @offbeatorbit When Erika Kirk Gets to Arizona

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@forcefieldpr Bill mf Callahan

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@daphne_coucou @royfrompluto Came to say the same thing. It’s only a 20-30 minute walk from my house to the nearest MARTA station, but half of it is crossing the highway, there’s no crosswalks that anybody pays attention to, and the whole route is cement and loud as hell

[Gnostic Spice @modernochato]

@cj_sheu @NathanJRobinson Lol that post is exactly what I thought it would be, thank you