mollie

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿

[mollie @mollharv]

If you ever need to get a cry out of your system before work just listen to the weeknd my dear melancholy.. works a treat

[mollie @mollharv]

You can’t beat a trip to homesense this time of year 🎃🎅🏼🎄✨

[mollie @mollharv]

@fesshole Is that Toby Flenderson????

[mollie @mollharv]

@georginadove I need to asap.. the struggle is real 😩

[mollie @mollharv]

Life is a struggle when you don’t have a holiday to look forward to

[mollie @mollharv]

Who’s stupid idea was it to stagger the release of hogwarts legacy over 6 months for different consoles.. got excited to play it this weekend only to realise I have to wait until April 💔

[mollie @mollharv]

Microwaving fish at work needs to be considered a hate crime

[mollie @mollharv]

You know you’re getting old when you get excited about buying an air fryer

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When your period comes and you're like ohhh that's why i was planning my suicide

[mollie @mollharv]

I love looking through Netflix adding things to my list knowing I’m only going to carry on rewatching all of my comfort shows

[mollie @mollharv]

I was looking forward to autumn/winter for all of about 2 weeks forgetting about the seasonal depression and now I’m just fighting for my life

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I had to

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tito. He just descended from the heavens. They took his wings so no one will suspect a thing. 14/10

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[Dr. Jessie Stern @JessAStern]

Can we talk about the simultaneous desire to feel connected to people but also to be left the hell alone? Is there a word for this feeling?

[mollie @mollharv]

@HarleyGatland @TUIUK Has to be the lead psssenger 🤣

[mollie @mollharv]

Do not book a holiday with @TUIUK they’ll cancel your flight 3 months after booking and then expect you to pay an extra £900 to get on another flight for the holiday you’ve already PAID FOR.. wankers

[mollie @mollharv]

@HarleyGatland @TUIUK Seems to me like they’re randomly cancelling flights hoping people are desperate enough to go away and will pay the extra money! Good luck getting through to them.. I was on hold for an hour and 40 minutes 🙃