ashley wannamaker

wife and mom of 2 wonderful children, who occasionally drive me completely insane! and most importantly rip to the coffee I never get to enjoy

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Help support change, we need another sidewalk at the school exit to support the growing student population! With enough signatures we can make this happen for the safety of our children!

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[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Today's nap is brought to you by screaming, yelling, throwing shit, fighting, and generally just being as loud as humanly possible 🤦���♀️ unfortunately today's nap also does not exist for those very same reasons🤷‍♀️ is this how you parent? 🤣🤣🤣

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Check out this item in my Etsy shop https://t.co/HQ7EmeE7at

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Accent Coffee Mug, 11oz #needcoffee #coffeelover #coffee #sarcastic #amwdesignart https://t.co/lGstMFBIjb

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Hardcover Journal. Dream big https://t.co/yp9So2CbMy

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Head on over to Facebook to claim your pumpkins!!!! I'm doing scentsy mystery bags for $30 and there's still 9 bags left!! All I need from you is your name, the number you want, and a way to contact you for payment
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[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

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[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

When it's not one thing, it's another. Seems I #cantwin for losing these days 🤷 #OneStepAtATime though

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Maybe I just need a #10day long #nap 🤷 like how did I just #forget to #drinkmycoffee this #morning? That really should not be #athing

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Almost started my night off by getting #sprayed by a #skunk 🤦 #walking into work, and there's a skunk hiding in the #shadows at the corner of the parking lot. Didn't even see him till he #raisedhistail. Luckily I moved away fast enough lmao

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Thank you to the #ups guy for #waking my ass up this morning by ringing the #doorbell... It's fine, I only needed #4hours of #sleep anyways 🤷
#imawakenow #nomoresleep #wakeywakey #timeforcoffee

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

I'm at the #mombrain level where I arranged for 2 different people to give me a #ridehome on the #sameday at the #sametime but forgot to tell one of them I didn't need the ride 🤦 at least I got it #halfright 🤣🤣
#needmoresleep #oops #tiredmomma #brainmalfunction

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Oh, my kids screaming? No, she’s not hurt. That’s her “I want everyone to look at me” scream which is different from her “I didn’t get what I want” scream, but similar to her “I bumped my leg and need sympathy” scream. 97.8% of her screams are just clickbait.

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

And so begins #construction #season 🤷

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

After almost 2 months #athome I'm starting to look forward to the day I go #backtowork.
#missingwork #nosocialization #imisspeople #wherethepeopleare

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Bars are going to make a fortune when they reopen because everyone's alcohol tolerance is through the roof right now

[The Real American Dadass @R_A_Dadass]

Happy “Mom! MooOoom! Mommy! Mama!” Day!

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Just playing around with makeup today 🤷 because I really just needed #somethimgtodo

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Why does 9 am feel #soearly now? There was a time that 9 am was considered #sleepingin in my house 🤦

[ashley wannamaker @momming101]

Hubby's #workinglate tonight, and I'm #happy because that means the house can be #quiet and #dark 😆 now I'll be able to #fallasleep without the #lights and #sounds bothering me 😆😆😆