ginger

poop

[John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹 @jbeefwellingon]

It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my
neglectmaxxing

[usuário @citousuario]

Ideia de date: vc vem na minha casa fazer carinho no meu cabelo enquanto eu choro de cansaço e desgaste mental por 2 horas seguidas

[it’s the mf president @presidentward]

them lil balls at taco bell with the nut in em be so damn good 😭

[XAEN @xainirl]

@chillextremist door-to-door indentured servitude speedrun

[Jaquinton @JaquinOff]

@chillextremist 8 mormons cooking crack on the stove🔥🔥

[trevy @chillextremist]

Found out you can call up the Church of Latter Day Saints and order some Mormons to work for you for free like they become your lil minions for the day and they’re really happy to help

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

white trans barista lady at the matcha shop name is Yumiko

[resean rodriguez @hashnoxy]

when the mac n cheese touches the bbq chicken 🤤🤤

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(gets on one knee) I want to spend the rest of my life looking at my phone next to you

[livia @esotericmachina]

lose it app told me I only need to eat 980cals/day to lose 2lbs a week.

which means I’m gonna eat 490 and lose 4 lbs a week instead

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Let’s get lost tonight. You can be my skinnyfat broke retarded unemployed Kate moss tonight.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

first thing i see when i opened dis app yall know the rules if i gotta see it

[𝓚 @_kendalallyn]

if he retarded his dick big

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

you have to be a deeply enlightened thinker to love galveston. stop wanting it to be like miami and embrace it as a haunted weird beach town full of history that also smells funky

[ginger @monkexan]

What if my kink is true love

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

yes!! a million times yes!!!

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

I know my place and it's on his lap.

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

Men love tf out of you in between them video games before the next round starts

[Thatswhatshesaid @Missal1sunday_]

Leaving the function sloppy drunk straight to your eater who also has a big dick