toni

[toni @moonbd3j]

History is a graveyard of fiat currencies destroyed by inflation. What makes you think USD or EUR will be any different? Wake up Neo! 💊

[kumikumi (Ankkala) @ankkala]

go outside

talk to people who aren't twitter tech nerds

realize that no-one is vibe coding

you can still make and sell software

[toni @moonbd3j]

@crazylilboyz @88_sats You still trust single device

[Cryptopolitan @CPOfficialtx]

@saylor GM GM

[Jack Wheeler ⚡️ @Jack___Wheeler]

@saylor Saylor will post endless AI slop to avoid saying bitcoin is money.

[Guy Swann @TheGuySwann]

My heart still hurts for everyone who got burned with the coldcard. This was such a massive failure at such a critical foundation that it blows my mind that it happened. I still can’t decide whether it was due to making the firmware *way* to convoluted (there is reason to think that this got lost in a dance they were doing that didn’t even need to be there) or if this was truly malicious and an orchestrated attack.

My conspiracy brain can’t let go of the latter option, but from looking further into it i can see why it would have been missed as well. They simply engineered it in a pointlessly complex way. Simple is reliable.

[CLOWNCARD @CLOWNCARDwallet]

Just to confirm, yes, we hear your cries, no, you're not getting your coins back.

[Not that Elon. @Eggplant_Elon]

Customer: I lost 3 BTC. Five years of DCA. What are you doing for the people this happened to?

Coldcard: A new firmware release is available. 5.6.1 for Mk4 and Mk5.

Customer: I’m asking about the victims.

Coldcard: This release follows three weeks of sustained review.

Customer: Are you sorry?

Coldcard: We continue to acknowledge the customers who suffered severe financial losses.

Customer: Is acknowledging the same as sorry?

Coldcard: It is an acknowledgement.

Customer: Who wrote the code that emptied me?

Coldcard: It was the seed-generation attack.

Customer: Who wrote the code?

Coldcard: The attack.

Customer: Is anyone being compensated?

Coldcard: Updating does not repair an existing seed.

Customer: Is that a no?

Coldcard: Users should generate a new seed and move their funds.

Customer: There are no funds. That’s why I’m here.

Coldcard: We strongly recommend verifying the signed firmware download.

Customer: Have you spoken to a single one of us?

Coldcard: The release includes many additional security and correctness improvements.

Customer: Have you spoken to a single one of us?

Coldcard: Thank you for helping make this release stronger.

Customer: Do you understand what you’ve done to us?

Coldcard: The firmware is available now.

[toni @moonbd3j]

@StevieJarosz @_Checkmatey_ I am not trading or making money off off it but it was nice to watch while it was free 😁 easily the best analysis out there imo

[toni @moonbd3j]

@_Checkmatey_ But they are paid right? I used to watch them on glassnode yt channel

[toni @moonbd3j]

@Vladcostea Szabo

[toni @moonbd3j]

@comic Greedy retard

[toni @moonbd3j]

@pastorcoin How do you get addresses from that

[toni @moonbd3j]

@ColeTU @fontoshi @Spagaletto sparrow can show them for trezor

[toni @moonbd3j]

@marc02200 @Trezor @COLDCARDwallet Do not depend on single device rng. Passphrase doesn't matter that much if seed is broken. If you know how setup multisig with different vendors

[toni @moonbd3j]

@_kami_gawa @21xSatoshi @coldcard @Trezor Show me how to get an address from a dice

[toni @moonbd3j]

@ToneVays I agree, but people probably bought trezors out of urgency after the coldcard shitshow

[Mercury @TraderMercury]

Coldcard users got rugged and decided to research multi-sig wallets, bought a Trezor, only to then have their data leaked

brutal.

[toni @moonbd3j]

@pete_rizzo_ you are spreading FUD more and more. unfollow 👋

[toni @moonbd3j]

@mikegermano wrong, its called BCashJr