Morganna P.

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

I unlocked $25 Rush tickets for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on @TodayTix! https://t.co/OIvHZKzffq

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@Get_A_Vaccine @HBO He elevated any project he was involved in. Loved every one of his characters, and the man himself. RIP.

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Electivire practicing his moves with lower Manhattan and the East River as a backdrop. @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp #ElectivireTheNight

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Me, always.

[Aim*n @Mimiification]

When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@HISTORY #alone so you didn't want to pay Callie, eh? Pulled her out early for a frostbitten toe, when she didn't ask for it? She'd been showing signs of frostbite for days, but once she's in spitting distance of a million dollars, she's in danger? Convenient.

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@theforester000 @HISTORY Days later, but we're just watching now, FUCKING THANK YOU.

"Because you might lose a toe, were pulling you."

And you cost History Channel an extra million dollars, let's be fucking honest. I've watched a lot of Everest documentaries, and plenty of them are fine without toes.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

YOU WILL SURVIVE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE BUT ONE

BUT ALSO YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN THAT DAY IS

AND WHEN IT COMES IT CAN STILL BE REAL SPOOKY LIKE YOU COULD GET PULLED IN HALF BY TWO HAWKS FLYING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS

THERE ARE BASICALLY NO RULES FOR DEATH

DID THIS HELP

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Then I was EXTRA useless... #PandemicIn5Words

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@JamesGunn Sorry if this has been asked before, but when did you know Dave Bautista was right for Drax? Best casting ever.

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Me after COVID-19.
https://t.co/Yk3jDCfDIO

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK

HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK

HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK

HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK

HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES

HE TELLS HIS DOCTOR THAT HE ONLY DRINKS LIKE MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK HONESTLY ITS JUST KIND OF A SOCIAL THING

OHHHHHHHH

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE FOOLS GAME

TOO FEW AND I SEEM UNGRATEFUL

TOO MANY AND I SHOW MYSELF TO BE A COWARD

THANKS FOR READING!!

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Boris Johnson at the UN

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@ponyboypgh @SICKOFWOLVES A little glass vial?

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THE RICH WOULD STRIP YOU FOR PARTS IF THEY COULD

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@winescribble Are you familiar with this article? It's a classic. "Bat urine."
https://t.co/zvMr2U5iQi

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

@TimpoAndante @bpal This is a great business to support! Their scents are AMAZING. Try Dorian!

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Ghosts in the Trinity Church graveyard? Nope, just your friendly neighborhood Houndoom. #GOsnapshot #GoCreateChallenge

[Morganna P. @morgstress]

Roserade salutes the Queen. #GOsnaphot #GoCreateChallenge #Roserade