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she/they

[Name cannot be blank @mouseflowers_]

In need of sugar daddy for healthcare reasons

[🏳️‍🌈 Art by Veya 😈 @artbyveya]

THIS IS MINE. ❤️🏳️‍🌈
This is made by me, a queer, trans artist.

Get it here:
https://t.co/gBNK97e5kP

Please RT. ❤️

[Too Hard The Bard @toohardthebard]

I don't want to know your star sign. I want to know who you romanced in Stardew Valley.

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Earth, Wind, & Fire tonight

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

[chase @_chase_____]

“gummy vitamins are useless” oh i didn’t realize having a regularly scheduled scrumptious little morsel was “useless” but ok

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Lifelong Scooby-Doo fan Tim Curry turning down a role in the Scooby-Doo movie just because Scrappy-Doo was in it is hall of fame hater behavior. Nothing but respect.

[chris ☀️ @arcanegold]

i’m always recommending stardew valley to my friends and family as a relaxing activity, good for stress, and then i pull up my real physical checklist of things i need to do on my video game farm and my 10 pages of wiki articles

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

mental health is a lot like normal health in video games, where if your meter goes down you can just eat a can of baked beans to get it back up. you can get more mental health with the beans

[li 🌈 heavy FDJposting! @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[blue @avakareta]

who wants a hit of my jong

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[Gustavo Rivera @NYSenatorRivera]

Ar@@r@@rhrr@r@ghgbbrbrb@rb@bb@b

[Name cannot be blank @mouseflowers_]

Hi, if anyone happens to have an extra couple thousand dollars lying around, I need yet another root canal I cannot afford. Thoughts and prayers can be sent in the form of money to my Venmo @ Phoenix-Kelly-

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Them: are you nervous?

Me: about what? And yes

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

There’s still plenty of time 💅

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Apparently a lot of bosses need to hear this:

If you're giving out a 5% annual raise right now, you're giving out a pay cut.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

THE KILLERS: i got soul,

ME, ABOUT TO TAKE A BIG SIP OF WATER: ah, he must be a soldier

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

we’re cancelling each other over our credit card numbers today. post your most cancellable expiration date, CVV, and billing zip plus four here

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

"Fiery exchange?" Did y'all see a fiery exchange? KBJ can't even nod politely at a lunatic without getting painted like a mad black woman and whatnot.