Eric :)

Prime Janitor of Beautiful Garbage Island

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

KICKED OUTTA DA CENOBITES BECAUSE ALL MY CHAINS ARE ICED OUT CUBAN LINKS

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Checking 🎮

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

an Ode to my Formula:

My life long dream, a fluid to do it all
Whether the challenge was big or small
3 parts this 2 parts that, mix it together but not while flat.
Something so creamy it boggles the mind..
Create it for all sorrow to be left behind!

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered Grinch controlled airspace

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[count stackula @stackofbears]

Your "no trespassing" sign, compelling though it is, was no match for my Adventurer's Gumption

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

@spooky_nymph This is literally me but thanks ❤️

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

Nobody I'd rather study dark magics with 🖤

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[FancyAndGrand @jake_my_day]

Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

@spoopynikki @spooky_nymph Ohh nooo my beautiful gf has made me another delicious soup

[wint @dril]

do not be a stupid ass in my life. do not clownstyle me

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

@spicytief @spooky_nymph I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT IS "CHARLIE BROWN" I WOULD HAVE A PANIC ATTACK IF I TRIED

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

@spooky_nymph She admitted it

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

Dumbass High Elf named Henantier experimented outside of guild regulations and got himself stuck in a dream amulet 😂

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

what was “the incident” at your mages guild?

[joe @JoeStokowski]

unsubbed all my OFs to buy wife airpods for her podcasts, wife unsubbed all her podcast patreons to afford a fifth monitor for my goon cave 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[Eric :) @mouserat420]

@spooky_nymph Sometimes I see a banger tweet on my tl and assume its a hit viral tweet but then see its from you, underappreciated in your time fr