Murphy Mack

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@BestBuySupport please help my #christmasnightmare. Spent all night on hold and NOTHING

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@BestBuy a store lost brand new iPhone for a little girl. Already paid for! Couldn't figure out how to activate it so they kept it. GONE!!!!

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@BestBuy KEPT MY FRIEND'S DAUGHTER'S BRAND NEW iPHONE TO ACTIVATE IT and LOST IT. 2 weeks later, NO PHONE AND NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 💩💩💩😫😡

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@BestBuySupport KEPT MY FRIEND'S DAUGHTER'S BRAND NEW iPHONE TO ACTIVATE IT and LOST IT. 2 weeks later NO PHONE AND NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT 💩💩💩

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@godfatherspizza I'm 99% sure you just gave me a Pizza Hut pizza. The cheese and crust are wrong. I would know. Sad

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

Murph: Marlee put how well-rounded you are on your scholarship application. Especially in the hips and thighs.

😔

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

😂😂😂😂

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@thadeus_79 @AshleyJSparkles @annaretterath Hey Weber, aim lower

[Isak @Vonster15]

#GTAV . . . . . #WhatHomework

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@annaretterath enjoy my seat this hour. Ill be back for therapeutics #naptime

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@annaretterath @clairecarson08 if you need me ill be crying in front of a mirror

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

http://t.co/G1bXJJqTPR from Reddit Pics: http://t.co/omiOSg7g84 @CJWegs3

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

http://t.co/jAIvIXa8w6 from Reddit Pics: http://t.co/omiOSg7g84 @mostlie

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@AlexKunz well at least it's Wednesd...wait a minute....

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Keep Calm and realize that "Keep Calm and..." is the "Got Milk" of today.

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

RUFLRUF? "It's like if a dog said Hufflepuff"

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@Vonster15 it's not broken, you just over-YOLOaded it

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@Vonster15 American suits are made boxy cuz we're all fat

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@kelseyswoboda preach

[Murphy Mack @mpmack]

@t_gaspar3000 @Vonster15 march madness is the worst