Dan Callow

If not closely monitored, will inevitably drift towards smooth jazz. And Fulham FC.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@easyJet Flight now been delayed overnight until tomorrow. No Easyjet staff here, no idea how we get our bags, no idea if/where we will be put up for the night. Utter shambles and no truthful reason given for it when EasyJet planes have been arriving here and leaving all evening.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@easyJet Sitting in Tenerife South airport waiting to fly to Birmingham from 19:00. The incoming plane has just diverted and landed at Gran Canaria according to Flightradar. None of your staff here, no communication at all - what’s going on??

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@easyJet Thanks. Have DM’d you.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@Ryansummerley1 @FulhamTransfer From what I’ve seen, he looks very good so far. Bit of a step up and will be interesting to see how he copes with the rough and tumble of League One, but could be our best Academy prospect since Matt O’Riley and he’s done pretty well since we stupidly let him leave for nothing.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@AVFC_Hatchet @KickBoomtown24 @ormondroyd @henrywinter But you lot are always so quiet at the Cottage, how will we know you’re there?

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@ormondroyd @Tomsomers08 @henrywinter Unfortunately you’re shouting into the void here because Tom thinks Tom is being oh so original and funny here. What his own kind would call a soft lad, I believe.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Empty seats at #FULNEW because #FFC fans are boycotting in protest at being charged £40 for an #FACup tie live on ITV4 and also not able to book their season ticket seats. One protester says club’s “approach fleeces loyal fans and undermines the wonderful work of Marco Silva”.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@FulHambone Bit of a collector’s item, this - all of the stupid people in one video together.

But watch it again - is there even one person in the entire thing that looks as if they’ve ever actually been to a football match? What a bunch of lemons.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@WhiteNoise1879 Lukić catching fire and just running straight through teams like he did at Torino

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@RhysBenjamin They really do and have done since Al-Fayed. It’s an establishment thing. Got worse since Mitro vs Chris the neutral ref from Manchester, though.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@Fulham_Focus Some nice touches, some loose passes. Looks a bit quick for him at the moment, but must be a very steep learning curve to come into the midfield of a settled team playing well. Nice to see him gaining confidence and trying to glide past a couple last night, which is his strength.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@OiHainesy @Scrumpydave66 I’m still drying out from that Bristol Rovers game

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@MartinKnight_ Glad it wasn’t just us that had one regular troublesome haddock in the family order. Even if there was a queue, you’d quietly ask them to do a haddock as you entered the shop and then the flipping thing would finally appear what felt like 3 hours later.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@tracey_thorn @laurenlaverne @BBC6Music Slightly beyond excited 😊

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@leeds_wire @cricket_badger @gregwrightYP 🤦‍♂️

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@leeds_wire @cricket_badger Except it’s not. As said further down, it’s the Yorkshire equivalent of The Guardian with brilliant campaigning for millions of self-employed excluded from Sunak’s Covid handouts and excellent reporting on the tragic loan charge suicides by @gregwrightYP as recent highlights.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@leeds_wire @cricket_badger @gregwrightYP Ooh, sarcasm. The last resort of people who have lost the argument.

As my tweet clearly says, someone else down the thread compared the two, not just me. Pay attention.

I’ve named two things I think they’ve done well and in two tweets you’ve named none, just trashed them. 🤔

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@NoContextBrits ‘Good moaning’

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@PEBradbury And that’s some achievement in an incredibly strong field, but you’re dead right.

[Dan Callow @mrdancallow]

@icelandcricket Me