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[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@unknownuserC26 @_redcoloratura_ Did the guy express any interest in commitment prior to this happening? Most of the time I hear these stories it’s been months to year+ without any actual conversation or action towards that & these ppl are continuing to sleep with him, he’s leading them on bc it’s easy sex

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@dwecayedgirl Gen Z has an intimacy problem lwk; everyone is in ‘situationships’ & getting strung along. I feel like a good 75% of the time the truth is that they’re being played and the person doesnt care about them. if that person was ‘avoidant’ they can avoid coming to terms with it

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when your 6am alarm goes off after getting 3 hours of sleep

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@philliplede TikTok comments started using ‘satire’ as a synonym for ‘joke’ and now nobody in the app can tell the difference between the two

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@nyannibalizm @bumtarts @B0Y_TR0Y Yes and this is just the first page

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@alexthealto @jonathanarn_ Unfortunately I read the entire thing last night and this is just the intro narration the actual book is insane

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@dirt0234 @viceroy_gaga Yeah this stuff got mainstream out of TikTok a few years ago with the whole anti-birth control hormone balancing stuff ppl werent really sayin this before that 😶

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@p_pworld @SweatieAngle Given the title it’s a hockey book so maybe she’s the team coach’s daughter and the guy is one of the players?

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@_candymermaid It’s because half the scents popular online are heavy gourmands with notes like caramel,dates,marshmallow,sugar etc that can get really cloying real fast. Ppl blame the vanilla :/ I have salty beachy vanilla scents that are perfect for summer

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@JohnStorm6969 @gjyyhjiij @basehead @prettycritical She’s an internet writer for some popular buzzfeed type website and is the only one who works

[maddy @mrkrabskrussie]

@JohnStorm6969 @gjyyhjiij @basehead @prettycritical throuple that went viral for a book&interview they did- husband manipulated wife into agreeing to polyamory after cheating/marriage. She wrote ab how it’s awful, she hates it but he talks to her ab how she needs to get over it,treats her like shit compared to the other woman

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how it feels going to a straight man for advice

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Whether someone enjoys airports is a 100% accurate test of whether they have the capacity to enjoy life at all

[hannah @vanghostkid]

huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes

[kemi @kemimarie]

disrespectful to all of us with the real deal wtf girl get in the clamps and get them done???

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME