Martyn Bernard

Olympic athlete, likes pillow fighting and addicted to mr kipling

[El Wadey @El_Wadey]

Terrible tactics from Itauma and Boxcercise Ben.

Could have roasted the 12 there but emptied the tank.

Hrgovic is some man.

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@EE my number has been cancelled and your call centre has been wholly unhelpful in helping in retrieving it. How you can cancel my number I’ve had for 20+ years and potentially give it to someone else is beyond me!

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@VirginMobileUAE This is their response when you ask to call them…

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@VirginMobileUAE Don’t buy this service..

It’s the worst internet ever!

I have a virgin sim in my phone and I often have to use that to connect to the internet. I have used 3 different routers but poor service on all.

I think they throttle the speed at certain times.

See picture attached!

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@dutweets your over charging me and your agents have been no help on the phone. Why such poor customer service?

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@ravcobssen @TheGlobal_Index @InternetH0F Maybe pan am figures rolled up in to AA

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@rodemics @notiondad Does this work with your Capture App?

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@rodemics hi, I bought a NT USB mini Mic. Wondering why it doesn’t work with Capture! Is this going to be resolved in an update or am I better going with the NT USB + mic?

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@rta_dubai I send the information via DM

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@rta_dubai hi I received a parking ticket but I don’t believe I was at fault. Please can you assist me with an appeal?

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

I changed a nappy for the first time today… All I can say is WOW 😳

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@gailemms @hinge @bumble What’s your criteria?? 🧐😃

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@TalkTalk internet is not working, told it might be out for a week by customer service 🤯

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@mokoro4 🔥🔥🔥

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

In two minds whether to report the nurse that just took my PCR test for attempted homicide.. hope additional brain matter on the swab won’t invalidate the test!

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@jayla213 Lol.. Mike is non nonsense, these kids would b in for a rude awakening!

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

Me to the kid I’m coaching today ‘shall we start with some drills’ to which he says ‘no thank you’. I ask if he knows what rhetorical means. Tells me ‘it means you don’t have to respond’, I say great, drills it is then. Kid reply’s ‘how about we do the drills rhetorically then’🤦🏾‍♂️

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@canva hi Canva, I deleted a team and need it back.. I got a Jira email saying it was done but it hasn’t reappeared. Can you help me plzzzzzzz 🙏🏾

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@Zipcar Charging me for trips while I'm not even in the country and then ignoring my emails to customer services, thanks zipcar!

[Martyn Bernard @mroffplan]

@webflow Trying to but it wont work!! check your DM