Ms Tryl

PD just here for the #lawtwitter drama

[Ms Tryl @ms_tryl]

Me when the judge says “before we go over the instructions and closings with the jury, does the defense happen to have any motions?”

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When the jury submits the question “can we give the Plaintiff more than she asked for”?

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@HyperBorean8148 @observancies @NickWickClips Maybe. But I know the difference between a fact and an opinion, so I’m at least one rung above you on the intelligence ladder. Ouch, dude.

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@SectEVOn @EruditeAlchemy @ChannyMill @Heminator Usually their cigarette butts.

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@ThorpeWilby @ChannyMill You consider Armani exchange dressing up? Lollllll

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@Evelyn_Club @mikesulsenti Yeah I wonder why dipshit

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@fw_naetoblaq Rest manifesting.

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@Castromelong @mattxiv That’s not self tanner friend. They don’t make it in that color. This man must bathe in beet juice, there is no other explanation.

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@HanTheBolter @MaceSystemsCorp Blue takis.

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@MaceSystemsCorp My culture is not your costume.

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@DCLTheThird @waifuterf @BadHippa

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@ShadesOfPunky @waifuterf You forgot the decimal point.

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@1NightmareFuel @waifuterf And the father. They are both financially responsible.

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@CDDTReborn @ThinkyCrow @waifuterf Yes.

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@Dipshitkyle @ThinkyCrow @waifuterf Can’t track a woman’s DNA which way?

[Ms Tryl @ms_tryl]

@KoolKarlitoDubs @ThinkyCrow @waifuterf Women also leave behind DNA. Not DNA in the form of sperm, but other kinds.

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@DavyAugustus @waifuterf So you agree to it then? Awesome.

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@PawPeeChewLow @Constitutioncru @waifuterf It’s not necessary to rebut a question that is assuming an incorrect statement of her statement.

If I said “I like pancakes” and you said “so you hate waffles????” A proper response and rebuttal is in fact wtf are you talking about, or, said another way ????

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@HyperBorean8148 @observancies @NickWickClips “That’s a fact.” - guy that is 100% stating an opinion.

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@CntrbtryNglgnc Putting in writing your plan to intentionally damage a person is certainly a choice.

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@realjennaryan @GodLitigation This has happened to someone I know exactly once and it was fucking hilarious and so awesome.

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@SonOfAristotle @GodLitigation The only reason you’ve seen more from lawyers is because you’re not looking at the numbers pro rata.